Stupid f***ing god*&% Lotus Notes
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Have I mentioned all the ways upon which I wish curses upon the Notes programmers? :mad: Have I yet screamed in frustration, at the utter ineptitude, the utter, meaningless froth, the UTTER F*CKING B*LLSH*T that is Notes search utility? :mad: Al I want to F****NG do is search for few dam emails. Is that so hard? Is it so difficult to get right? They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? :mad: So I utter this blackest of curses upon the designers and programmers of Lotus Notes: May you and all your progeny forever be forced to type on keyboard with only one key, may you be forced into a fruitless search for the "Any" key, and may you never find it. May the Black Breath of Morgoth spew forth upon you and may your twisted, pencil necked, blow fly, twerpish, addled brained corporate carapaces be shriveled into something unfit even for donkey dung to reside upon. Oh and your Mom sucks too. God how I hate using Lotus Notes. :mad::mad::mad: Whew, that feels a bit better. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Have I mentioned all the ways upon which I wish curses upon the Notes programmers? :mad: Have I yet screamed in frustration, at the utter ineptitude, the utter, meaningless froth, the UTTER F*CKING B*LLSH*T that is Notes search utility? :mad: Al I want to F****NG do is search for few dam emails. Is that so hard? Is it so difficult to get right? They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? :mad: So I utter this blackest of curses upon the designers and programmers of Lotus Notes: May you and all your progeny forever be forced to type on keyboard with only one key, may you be forced into a fruitless search for the "Any" key, and may you never find it. May the Black Breath of Morgoth spew forth upon you and may your twisted, pencil necked, blow fly, twerpish, addled brained corporate carapaces be shriveled into something unfit even for donkey dung to reside upon. Oh and your Mom sucks too. God how I hate using Lotus Notes. :mad::mad::mad: Whew, that feels a bit better. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Jim Crafton wrote: They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? why bother? people are paying big bucks for it, as is. Jim Crafton wrote: Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? but that would take time away from the "Make Everything A Menu" effort. there's still one little roundrect in the bottom left that needs a menu ! Image Toolkits | Image Processing | Cleek
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Jim Crafton wrote: They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? why bother? people are paying big bucks for it, as is. Jim Crafton wrote: Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? but that would take time away from the "Make Everything A Menu" effort. there's still one little roundrect in the bottom left that needs a menu ! Image Toolkits | Image Processing | Cleek
They've Tool tipped it as "Communication". Maybe they plan to implement something helpful to communication in future releases. :) BW
I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English?
Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez moi pancakes. Click click, bloody click pancakes!
-- Stewie Griffin -
Have I mentioned all the ways upon which I wish curses upon the Notes programmers? :mad: Have I yet screamed in frustration, at the utter ineptitude, the utter, meaningless froth, the UTTER F*CKING B*LLSH*T that is Notes search utility? :mad: Al I want to F****NG do is search for few dam emails. Is that so hard? Is it so difficult to get right? They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? :mad: So I utter this blackest of curses upon the designers and programmers of Lotus Notes: May you and all your progeny forever be forced to type on keyboard with only one key, may you be forced into a fruitless search for the "Any" key, and may you never find it. May the Black Breath of Morgoth spew forth upon you and may your twisted, pencil necked, blow fly, twerpish, addled brained corporate carapaces be shriveled into something unfit even for donkey dung to reside upon. Oh and your Mom sucks too. God how I hate using Lotus Notes. :mad::mad::mad: Whew, that feels a bit better. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
I feel your pain. I turned down a contract when I found out I would have to use Lotus notes as my e-mail client. Gary Rich Cook: "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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Have I mentioned all the ways upon which I wish curses upon the Notes programmers? :mad: Have I yet screamed in frustration, at the utter ineptitude, the utter, meaningless froth, the UTTER F*CKING B*LLSH*T that is Notes search utility? :mad: Al I want to F****NG do is search for few dam emails. Is that so hard? Is it so difficult to get right? They have only had 10+ years to get something decent? Would it be too much to at least sort by the subject column? :mad: So I utter this blackest of curses upon the designers and programmers of Lotus Notes: May you and all your progeny forever be forced to type on keyboard with only one key, may you be forced into a fruitless search for the "Any" key, and may you never find it. May the Black Breath of Morgoth spew forth upon you and may your twisted, pencil necked, blow fly, twerpish, addled brained corporate carapaces be shriveled into something unfit even for donkey dung to reside upon. Oh and your Mom sucks too. God how I hate using Lotus Notes. :mad::mad::mad: Whew, that feels a bit better. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Been there for a while, but I'm sure you'll enjoy the Interface Hall of Shame on Notes: http://digilander.libero.it/chiediloapippo/Engineering/iarchitect/mfame.htm[^] It's a great read, anyway.
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Been there for a while, but I'm sure you'll enjoy the Interface Hall of Shame on Notes: http://digilander.libero.it/chiediloapippo/Engineering/iarchitect/mfame.htm[^] It's a great read, anyway.
Thanks for that. :-D The thing that's even worse is that these are problems mentioned for Notes 4.6 and are, to some degree, still issues in 6. :sigh: BW
I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English?
Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez moi pancakes. Click click, bloody click pancakes!
-- Stewie Griffin