JOTD
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
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As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote: Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats. Me and my wife just got our first cat[^], and I think I know what you mean. :)
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As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
delete this;Full ACK. Claudio Claudio's Website Hommingberger Gepardenforelle
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As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
delete this;Cats don't have owners, they have Staff. cheers, Chris Maunder
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Full ACK. Claudio Claudio's Website Hommingberger Gepardenforelle
Do I detect a Bloom County fan? :D cheers, Chris Maunder
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Do I detect a Bloom County fan? :D cheers, Chris Maunder
What the hell means "Bloom County"? (Sorry, I'm from Switzerland. My English is not that good) Claudio Claudio's Website Hommingberger Gepardenforelle
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What the hell means "Bloom County"? (Sorry, I'm from Switzerland. My English is not that good) Claudio Claudio's Website Hommingberger Gepardenforelle
A comic strip featuring the one and only Bill The Cat (*ack* *ack* ACK!)
You must be careful in the forest Broken glass and rusty nails If you're to bring back something for us I have bullets for sale...
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A comic strip featuring the one and only Bill The Cat (*ack* *ack* ACK!)
You must be careful in the forest Broken glass and rusty nails If you're to bring back something for us I have bullets for sale...
I thought it was 'gak'. :confused: :laugh:
Software Zen:
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Cats don't have owners, they have Staff. cheers, Chris Maunder
Very apt. Are you one of the owned?
Software Zen:
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Do I detect a Bloom County fan? :D cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: Bloom County An old favorite!:-D "...putting all your eggs in one basket along with your bowling ball and gym clothes only gets you scrambled eggs and an extra laundry day... " - Jeffry J. Brickley
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As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote: Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats. A solution[^] :)
Fold with us!
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Very apt. Are you one of the owned?
Software Zen:
delete this;I was, and am again looking to be. cheers, Chris Maunder
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As the owner* of six cats, I find that joke horribly, horribly funny :laugh:. * Note that owner == servant, when it comes to cats.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote: owner == servant You know you're a C++ programmer when?:-D Top 10 Geek Resulutions: 5. To decipher what that big room is, which has the blue ceiling and poor climate control.