This and This's Boss
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Differences Between You and Your Boss When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked From: http://www.jokesandhumor.com I have to give a paper later today on MSF (Mikro$oft $olutions Framewurk). Just wanted to make myself feel better. Hope this's boss does not find out this have been there. this is this.
khan++ wrote: Mikro$oft $olutions Framewurk If you hate MS that much, why work on MS products and why post on an MS-friendly forum?
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peterchen wrote: the ultimate boss is called "money". :suss: what abt Self Satisfaction
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ThatsAlok wrote: what abt Self Satisfaction Self Satisfaction does not put food on the table or put a roof over one's head.
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ThatsAlok wrote: what abt Self Satisfaction Self Satisfaction does not put food on the table or put a roof over one's head.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Self Satisfaction does not put food on the table or put a roof over one's head. May be you are right, But can you do the JOB of MASON for Money!:~
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta
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khan++ wrote: Mikro$oft $olutions Framewurk If you hate MS that much, why work on MS products and why post on an MS-friendly forum?
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I Love MS. All I do is MS-related work. I do visual C only for Windows. I have never used any other OS. I hate java. (Sorry). It is just the pressure of the evaluation paper that makes this feel sad. I hope to earn as long as MS is there. GOD bless MS.
khan++ wrote: GOD bless MS. :cool:
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta
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ThatsAlok wrote: what abt Self Satisfaction Self Satisfaction does not put food on the table or put a roof over one's head.
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I dunno, some people will pay to watch wanything... ;)
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I Love MS. All I do is MS-related work. I do visual C only for Windows. I have never used any other OS. I hate java. (Sorry). It is just the pressure of the evaluation paper that makes this feel sad. I hope to earn as long as MS is there. GOD bless MS.
(Well except for the third line anyway.) Amen. :rolleyes:
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peterchen wrote: the ultimate boss is called "money". :suss: what abt Self Satisfaction
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta
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xcavin wrote: What is that ? :omg:
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta
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peterchen wrote: the ultimate boss is called "money". :suss: what abt Self Satisfaction
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta
ThatsAlok wrote: Self Satisfaction No no no! If you do that, it will fall off! :suss: If money ain't your boss, you won't be on top of the management chain.
Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering.
aber.. "Wie gesagt, der Scheiss is' Therapie"
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ThatsAlok wrote: Self Satisfaction No no no! If you do that, it will fall off! :suss: If money ain't your boss, you won't be on top of the management chain.
Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering.
aber.. "Wie gesagt, der Scheiss is' Therapie"
boost your code || Fold With Us! || sighist | doxygenpeterchen wrote: If money ain't your boss, you won't be on top of the management chain. Yeah Money can be driving force behind everything but NOT everything!
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
cheers, Alok Gupta