JOTD
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.Grandma couldn't speak
very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right,
so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows
on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she
started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a
pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came
running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are
they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a
note to the nephew: "They won't let me fart.";P Sonork ID : none
Good one! :-P Atul Dharne wrote: Sonork ID : none You really have to fix that right away! Head on over to http://www.sonork.com, download the client, and install it! :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
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Simple algebra! Try to solve it: At present the mother is 21 years older than her son. After 6 years, the age of the mother will be 5 times the age of the son. QUESTION: Where is the father now? See the result below :- SOLUTION: Today: The son is X years old. And the mother is Y years old. --- X+21=Y In 6 years: --- 5(X+6)=Y+6 ------------------------------------------------- 5X+30 = X+21+6 4X = -3 X = -3/4 The son is -3/4 years old. That means -9 months. SO, THE FATHER IS ON TOP OF HER .... Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
lol, I wonder what Colin will think of this one :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
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lol, I wonder what Colin will think of this one :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
He'd prolly say that we can solve it in fewer steps :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Good one! :-P Atul Dharne wrote: Sonork ID : none You really have to fix that right away! Head on over to http://www.sonork.com, download the client, and install it! :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
I think that sonork line was his own idea of JOTD [3] :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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I think that sonork line was his own idea of JOTD [3] :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Perhaps my :) should have been a :-P or a :laugh: oh well :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
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Good one! :-P Atul Dharne wrote: Sonork ID : none You really have to fix that right away! Head on over to http://www.sonork.com, download the client, and install it! :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
:cool: Another one succumbs to sonork! I just found Atul Dharne in my sonork list :laugh: I'm not a member of the super-secret task force assigned to get everyone to use sonork, really :-O James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
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:cool: Another one succumbs to sonork! I just found Atul Dharne in my sonork list :laugh: I'm not a member of the super-secret task force assigned to get everyone to use sonork, really :-O James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
Yup hook line sinker...QED Sonork ID : 100:13714 netdiva
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Perhaps my :) should have been a :-P or a :laugh: oh well :) James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
oops Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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:cool: Another one succumbs to sonork! I just found Atul Dharne in my sonork list :laugh: I'm not a member of the super-secret task force assigned to get everyone to use sonork, really :-O James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Not be to confused with 'The VD Project'. Which would be a very bad pr0n flick. :-D" - Michael P Butler Jan. 18, 2002
:-) One more CPian turns a Sonorker :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Yup hook line sinker...QED Sonork ID : 100:13714 netdiva
LOL Now you gotta join Bob's HungOut. You'll prolly need Colin's help though. Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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LOL Now you gotta join Bob's HungOut. You'll prolly need Colin's help though. Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
ostream_iterator stroutput(cout," ");
unsigned int count = 1;
for(string clip("Clip"),clop("Clop");count >= 0;++count)
{
*stroutput = clip;
*stroutput = clop;
*stroutput = "Colin whr r u";
}Sonork ID : 100.13714 netdiva
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Simple algebra! Try to solve it: At present the mother is 21 years older than her son. After 6 years, the age of the mother will be 5 times the age of the son. QUESTION: Where is the father now? See the result below :- SOLUTION: Today: The son is X years old. And the mother is Y years old. --- X+21=Y In 6 years: --- 5(X+6)=Y+6 ------------------------------------------------- 5X+30 = X+21+6 4X = -3 X = -3/4 The son is -3/4 years old. That means -9 months. SO, THE FATHER IS ON TOP OF HER .... Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: The son is -3/4 years old. That means -9 months. You should go into the baby prediction business if you know it's a boy at T-9months!!!:-D Paresh Solanki One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: The son is -3/4 years old. That means -9 months. You should go into the baby prediction business if you know it's a boy at T-9months!!!:-D Paresh Solanki One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor
Its's a hypothetical question. You can replace son with child. Nish :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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ostream_iterator stroutput(cout," ");
unsigned int count = 1;
for(string clip("Clip"),clop("Clop");count >= 0;++count)
{
*stroutput = clip;
*stroutput = clop;
*stroutput = "Colin whr r u";
}Sonork ID : 100.13714 netdiva
Ouch!!! :puke: Nish :-D :-D :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Simple algebra! Try to solve it: At present the mother is 21 years older than her son. After 6 years, the age of the mother will be 5 times the age of the son. QUESTION: Where is the father now? See the result below :- SOLUTION: Today: The son is X years old. And the mother is Y years old. --- X+21=Y In 6 years: --- 5(X+6)=Y+6 ------------------------------------------------- 5X+30 = X+21+6 4X = -3 X = -3/4 The son is -3/4 years old. That means -9 months. SO, THE FATHER IS ON TOP OF HER .... Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: 5X+30 = X+21+6 4X = -3 X = -3/4 I think you are talking too much with Colin and Chris.... :) Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft ahhhhh...
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost -
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: 5X+30 = X+21+6 4X = -3 X = -3/4 I think you are talking too much with Colin and Chris.... :) Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft ahhhhh...
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the LostUmmmm, yeah. Perhaps :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut