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  • C Christian Graus

    When I saw this, I HAD to find the joke. It was DAMN funny, but of course anyone unfortunate enough to belong to a religion known more for the sexual impropriety of it's clery than anything holy may well be offended. Of course it can't be aimed at Catholics or the United church. If it was, the woman would know better than to let her son share a closet with a Catholic priest..... Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.

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    Nish Nishant
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    Oops! Hello CG, Well I was wrong. That was my joke too. But that was not what I was talking about. There was another one [thankfully now gone] which was bad! Thanks CG Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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      Dear CPians, I would like to apologize for that poor joke I posted earlier. I feel bad about it now and embarassed and guilty too. I hope none of you were offended which I know is hoping a bit too much. I am sorry for hurting anybody's feelings here. Hoping nobody was too deeply wounded. Regards Nish [feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas ] Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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      Janice
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      Nice to see you apologising Nish, Implying such bad things about pachederms was rather bad. they have enough problems already. :-) :rose:

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        Dear CPians, I would like to apologize for that poor joke I posted earlier. I feel bad about it now and embarassed and guilty too. I hope none of you were offended which I know is hoping a bit too much. I am sorry for hurting anybody's feelings here. Hoping nobody was too deeply wounded. Regards Nish [feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas ] Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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        Vagif Abilov
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        And the joke was? Can you please repeat it? I can't find it. ;P Vagif Abilov COM+/ATL/MFC Developer Oslo, Norway

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        • N Nish Nishant

          Dear CPians, I would like to apologize for that poor joke I posted earlier. I feel bad about it now and embarassed and guilty too. I hope none of you were offended which I know is hoping a bit too much. I am sorry for hurting anybody's feelings here. Hoping nobody was too deeply wounded. Regards Nish [feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas ] Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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          Atul Dharne
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          Good you apologised becoz

          "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world"

          Dunno who said to whom. Atul Sonork ID : 100.13714 netdiva

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          • J Janice

            Nice to see you apologising Nish, Implying such bad things about pachederms was rather bad. they have enough problems already. :-) :rose:

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            ColinDavies
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            Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? Regardz Colin J Davies

            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

            If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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            • J Janice

              Nice to see you apologising Nish, Implying such bad things about pachederms was rather bad. they have enough problems already. :-) :rose:

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              Paul Watson
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              Janice wrote: Implying such bad things about pachederms was rather bad. they have enough problems already. Oi! What are wrong with pachederms? Big, loveable, huggable creatures they are :-D Sure you can't invite them round for tea, but I know some humans I would not invite around for tea either. I have even had the pleasure of meeting them, about 3 feet away, in the wild, and not having them charge at me. That was a singularly amazing moment in my life :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Dear CPians, I would like to apologize for that poor joke I posted earlier. I feel bad about it now and embarassed and guilty too. I hope none of you were offended which I know is hoping a bit too much. I am sorry for hurting anybody's feelings here. Hoping nobody was too deeply wounded. Regards Nish [feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas ] Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                Imran Farooqui
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                Aaaahhhhhh !!!!!! I am anxiously waiting for a moment when Nish apologize for posting toooooooo many messages here :laugh: Imran Farooqui

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                • A Atul Dharne

                  Good you apologised becoz

                  "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world"

                  Dunno who said to whom. Atul Sonork ID : 100.13714 netdiva

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                  Paresh Solanki
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                  Just tried Google Yoh sewch - quote "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world" - did not match any documents. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Swuggwestions: Mwake sure all wowds awe spwelled cowwectly. Twy dwiffewent kweywowds. Twy mwore gwenewal kweywowds. Twy fwewew kweywowds. I just love Elmer Fudd:-D :-D Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel

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                  • P Paresh Solanki

                    Just tried Google Yoh sewch - quote "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world" - did not match any documents. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Swuggwestions: Mwake sure all wowds awe spwelled cowwectly. Twy dwiffewent kweywowds. Twy mwore gwenewal kweywowds. Twy fwewew kweywowds. I just love Elmer Fudd:-D :-D Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel

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                    Atul Dharne
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                    ;) I made that up at the spur of the moment. Never ever read this just trying to cheer Nish. Waash eeit goot?? Atul "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world" - Atul Dharne

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                    • C ColinDavies

                      Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? Regardz Colin J Davies

                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                      If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                      jan larsen
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                      Colin Davies wrote: Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? What kind of Scandinavian language is this supposed to be:confused: :-D Jan "It could have been worse, it could have been ME!"

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                      • A Atul Dharne

                        ;) I made that up at the spur of the moment. Never ever read this just trying to cheer Nish. Waash eeit goot?? Atul "Twas the brave who apologised and faced the world" - Atul Dharne

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Atul Dharne wrote: just trying to cheer Nish. Thanks :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                        • C ColinDavies

                          Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? Regardz Colin J Davies

                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                          If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                          Mauricio Ritter
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                          Colin Davies wrote: Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? Is this a curse ? Are you cursing us ? :eek: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank

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                            Colin Davies wrote: Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? Is this a curse ? Are you cursing us ? :eek: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank

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                            moliate
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                            I suppose it is auto-translated norwegan, meaning: "Perform you truly think it to to be funny" Not to bad, actually (I don't speek norwegan that well, though). I once saw an autotranslated walkman manual that told you to: "plug the ear telephone small pike" Apparantly "jack" can be translated as "small pike". /moliate :-D

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                              Dear CPians, I would like to apologize for that poor joke I posted earlier. I feel bad about it now and embarassed and guilty too. I hope none of you were offended which I know is hoping a bit too much. I am sorry for hurting anybody's feelings here. Hoping nobody was too deeply wounded. Regards Nish [feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas ] Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                              David Wulff
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                              Well god damn you priest loving cow screwing fosters drinking bunch of beardless Eastenders fans cross bred with yellow rednecked yanks. (I *think* I managed to offend most major religions and nationalities, if not then I appologise) Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas I'm not surprised, I mean you haven't slept in what - 8 months now? ;) Give me a y ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                Well god damn you priest loving cow screwing fosters drinking bunch of beardless Eastenders fans cross bred with yellow rednecked yanks. (I *think* I managed to offend most major religions and nationalities, if not then I appologise) Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: feeling stupid and tired and slightly nauseas I'm not surprised, I mean you haven't slept in what - 8 months now? ;) Give me a y ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                :-) Dunno why. I smiled after reading your post. Thanks David... Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                  :-) Dunno why. I smiled after reading your post. Thanks David... Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                  David Wulff
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                                  Too often nowadays people feel they need to apologise because they have offended someone. Don't. It's the differences in opinions that makes being a human so interesting. Conforming to PC'ness all the time only creates a society of drones to afraid to state their views (be that humour, religion, sexuality, or whatever) incase they offend other parties. If someone wines at you then politely reply with "If my message offended you, then good for you." If they don't, then you obviously didn't write it correctly! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                  • J jan larsen

                                    Colin Davies wrote: Gjorde de virkelig finner det å å være morsom? What kind of Scandinavian language is this supposed to be:confused: :-D Jan "It could have been worse, it could have been ME!"

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                                    David Wulff
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                                    Viking, I think. ;P ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                      Well, I posted the joke in the wrong place. That's what I feel bad about. Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                      David Wulff
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                                      Maybe it's time for Nish to get his own forum, hey Chris? ;) ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                      • M moliate

                                        I suppose it is auto-translated norwegan, meaning: "Perform you truly think it to to be funny" Not to bad, actually (I don't speek norwegan that well, though). I once saw an autotranslated walkman manual that told you to: "plug the ear telephone small pike" Apparantly "jack" can be translated as "small pike". /moliate :-D

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                                        ColinDavies
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                                        moliate wrote: I suppose it is auto-translated norwegan, meaning: Nope, Its my own bad translation. I guess I should stick to reading rather than writing. Regardz Colin J Davies

                                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                        If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                                          moliate wrote: I suppose it is auto-translated norwegan, meaning: Nope, Its my own bad translation. I guess I should stick to reading rather than writing. Regardz Colin J Davies

                                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                          If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                                          moliate
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                                          I´m impressed that someone is trying to learn a language speaken by so few people. I currently try to learn Hungarian (my girlfriend is from Hungary), but that language seems like one of the most difficult to learn... What is your connection to Norway, BTW? Cheers /moliate

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