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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That is a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but, the other monkeys call him the project manager." ;P Atul Ps: Nish I changed..(WHAT PUN???) Sonork : 100.13714 netdiva
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Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Use of the <pre> tags for JOTD is strictly prohibited.
Regards
Buster [CP Security In Charge]
Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
:omg: :confused: why?? oh is it for code only?? Atul Detective : 100.13714 netdiva
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:omg: :confused: why?? oh is it for code only?? Atul Detective : 100.13714 netdiva
Atul Dharne wrote: oh is it for code only?? Think that's the general idea :-) Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Atul Dharne wrote: oh is it for code only?? Think that's the general idea :-) Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Nish wrote Think that's the general idea fine with me:) pleading...but it looked sooo coooool:cool: ...end of plead Atul(!ProjMgr)
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Nish wrote Think that's the general idea fine with me:) pleading...but it looked sooo coooool:cool: ...end of plead Atul(!ProjMgr)
Nish is with the polieesh, ain't it a bit ghoulish, he post's msg's by the ton for help and for fun but in his new role dont leave him a goal ;P :-D Atul KUTGW
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Nish, you forgot the other rule. 45b(c) - All JOTD's should be unique - no re-hashing past JOTD's. ;) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
has it been posted before? Atul
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Nish is with the polieesh, ain't it a bit ghoulish, he post's msg's by the ton for help and for fun but in his new role dont leave him a goal ;P :-D Atul KUTGW
Hmmm. :-) Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Atul Dharne wrote: oh is it for code only?? Think that's the general idea :-) Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Nish, you forgot the other rule. 45b(c) - All JOTD's should be unique - no re-hashing past JOTD's. ;) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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Just a few times, Atul :) Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... Atul
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has it been posted before? Atul
Just a few times, Atul :) Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That is a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but, the other monkeys call him the project manager." ;P Atul Ps: Nish I changed..(WHAT PUN???) Sonork : 100.13714 netdiva
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Atul
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Nish, you forgot the other rule. 45b(c) - All JOTD's should be unique - no re-hashing past JOTD's. ;) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: Nish, you forgot the other rule. 45b(c) - All JOTD's should be unique - no re-hashing past JOTD's. :-) Yeah. I thought of that, but was slightly confused. Cause this joke is also part of Rick York's collection. I wasnt sure whether I read it from his site or from the Lounge. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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has it been posted before? Atul
Now that Simon has brought it up, my memory clears. I think this was posted here more than once. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Just a few times, Atul :) Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: Just a few times, Atul Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. At least he can say that this is the first time it is appearing with the <pre> tags Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... Atul
Atul Dharne wrote: Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... That's the spirit, boy!!! Nish :-) Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Atul
LOL, that would probably work. I'll have to try it someday :) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Atul
OK. This one is approved. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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OK. This one is approved. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
You'll have to introduce a new rule then, Nish. 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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You'll have to introduce a new rule then, Nish. 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Yeah, I think it's high time we bring out the rules book. I am thinking of putting it on Amazon. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Simon Walton wrote: 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Yeah, I think it's high time we bring out the rules book. I am thinking of putting it on Amazon. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Good idea. Every dedicated CPian would get one. 28,962 copies would be sold if each active member bought one. Instant bestseller. Perhaps it would win a few book awards too. :) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024