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  • D David Wulff

    Sure, I can help. You need to take the first left just past the second junction, then turn off on the third road on the right from the forth roundabout you come to, slip into the fifth lane and keep going till you hit junction six onto highway seven. Or I may have got all that the wrong way round. ;) ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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    Nish Nishant
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    Did he ask the way to the C++ forum? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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      Did he ask the way to the C++ forum? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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      David Wulff
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      Hey Nish - no fair. How dare you get on up on my joke! :-D ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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      • C ColinDavies

        Yes, WTF is a: bokningsprogram ? Regardz Colin J Davies

        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

        If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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        Todd Wilson
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        Oh, puh-leeze. Everyone knows that's he asking for information on a booking program to help with international trade.


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          Yes, WTF is a: bokningsprogram ? Regardz Colin J Davies

          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

          If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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          PJ Arends
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          Colin Davies wrote: WTF is a: bokningsprogram ? The 'kn' should be 'nk' and all is clear --- Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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            Colin Davies wrote: WTF is a: bokningsprogram ? The 'kn' should be 'nk' and all is clear --- Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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            ColinDavies
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            PJ Arends wrote: The 'kn' should be 'nk' and all is clear Of course, :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

            If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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            • D David Wulff

              Hey Nish - no fair. How dare you get on up on my joke! :-D ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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              Nish Nishant
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              David Wulff wrote: Hey Nish - no fair. How dare you get on up on my joke LOL Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Can someone kindly translate that foreign text into english, for me please? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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                omkamal
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                I somehow managed to find this language is Swedish (Svenska). But I am looking on the web to completely translate this text to english. Unfortunately its time for me to go to bed. So its left to you guys.:) omkamal

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                • G go4it

                  Har precis fått in en förfrågan på ett enkelt bokningsprogram. Finns det vågra svenska programmerare som är intresserade ? epost kontakt@himsidan.com:-D pengar att tjäna...:-D

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                  David Wulff
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                  Enkelt bokningsprogram ett på förfrågan en det svenska programmerare som är hjalp in precis fått har. Ett preågan bokinsäna en det vågra pengar! Förfått som är programine håctï programmerare¿ Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. [edit] Please excuse my ignorance for your language, and if I have either proposed my hand in marriage or offered father your mother's aunt, please accept my withdrawl from those statements. If you do speak a little English, could you please translate what I just said? I'd be interested even if no one else would be! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                  • D David Wulff

                    Enkelt bokningsprogram ett på förfrågan en det svenska programmerare som är hjalp in precis fått har. Ett preågan bokinsäna en det vågra pengar! Förfått som är programine håctï programmerare¿ Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. [edit] Please excuse my ignorance for your language, and if I have either proposed my hand in marriage or offered father your mother's aunt, please accept my withdrawl from those statements. If you do speak a little English, could you please translate what I just said? I'd be interested even if no one else would be! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                    ColinDavies
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                    för böveln geten Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                    • G go4it

                      Har precis fått in en förfrågan på ett enkelt bokningsprogram. Finns det vågra svenska programmerare som är intresserade ? epost kontakt@himsidan.com:-D pengar att tjäna...:-D

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                      HarrySolsem
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                      Har precis fått in en förfrågan på ett enkelt bokningsprogram. Finns det vågra svenska programmerare som är intresserade ? epost kontakt@himsidan.com pengar att tjäna... Ok. This is what the guy wrote: (Well as close as I can get I'm only norwegian) :-) "I've just got a request for a simple booking program. Are there any swedish programmers interested in this? There's money to be made. HarryS - Norway

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Did he ask the way to the C++ forum? Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org

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                        alex barylski
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                        Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Did he ask the way to the C++ forum? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I thought it was encrypted text and someone was suppose to decipher it... That riddle you gave the other day (the one i totally lost at) i figured started a trend...I thought...Oh no...not another...I ain't even gonna try... Cheers "An expert is someone who has made all the mistakes in his or her field" - Niels Bohr

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                        • D David Wulff

                          Enkelt bokningsprogram ett på förfrågan en det svenska programmerare som är hjalp in precis fått har. Ett preågan bokinsäna en det vågra pengar! Förfått som är programine håctï programmerare¿ Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. [edit] Please excuse my ignorance for your language, and if I have either proposed my hand in marriage or offered father your mother's aunt, please accept my withdrawl from those statements. If you do speak a little English, could you please translate what I just said? I'd be interested even if no one else would be! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                          moliate
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                          This was the only one making a little sense: David Wulff wrote: Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. Did you mean "Äropost på "Visual C++ Forums" för att förtjäna hjälp"? And if you did, I don't think you have to stand honourguard to deserve to be helped on the "Visual C++ Forum". Just post your question and someone will reply... :-D If you want anything translated from/to Swedish, just mail me I and I'll try to help. Cheers /moliate

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                          • D David Wulff

                            Enkelt bokningsprogram ett på förfrågan en det svenska programmerare som är hjalp in precis fått har. Ett preågan bokinsäna en det vågra pengar! Förfått som är programine håctï programmerare¿ Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. [edit] Please excuse my ignorance for your language, and if I have either proposed my hand in marriage or offered father your mother's aunt, please accept my withdrawl from those statements. If you do speak a little English, could you please translate what I just said? I'd be interested even if no one else would be! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                            Fredrik Skog
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                            Being a Swede and watching this thread, I haven't had this much fun for a long time. :-D Some rough translations of what you just wrote: David Wulff wrote: Enkelt bokningsprogram ett på förfrågan en det svenska programmerare som är hjalp in precis fått har. Simple booking program one at request one the swedish programmers who are help in just received. David Wulff wrote: Ett preågan bokinsäna en det vågra pengar! A ? ? one it ? money! David Wulff wrote: Förfått som är programine håctï programmerare¿ Pregot which is programine ? programmer¿ David Wulff wrote: Ärpost som "Visual C++ Forums" att tjäna hjalp. Ispost like "Visual C++ Forums" to earn help. I suggest you fine-tune your translation program. ;) Cheers,
                            /Fredrik

                            Sonork ID: 100.11430:PhatBoy

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                              för böveln geten Regardz Colin J Davies

                              Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                              If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                              LOL, brilliant swedish! :-D /Magnus

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                                Yes, WTF is a: bokningsprogram ? Regardz Colin J Davies

                                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Bokning = Accounting :) Sonorked as well: 100.13197 jorgen

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                                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                  Bokning = Accounting :) Sonorked as well: 100.13197 jorgen

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                                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                  Errr. Replied too soon. Bokföring = Accounting. Bokning = Booking :-O Sonorked as well: 100.13197 jorgen

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