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    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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      Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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      Lost User
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      :laugh: :-D :laugh: :-D :laugh: :-D :laugh: Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.

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        Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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        Diego Moita
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        Not bad. But there are no Brazilian soldiers in Iraq. However, since there are Brazilians soldiers in Haiti, you could change Iraq for Haiti.

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          Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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          Paul Watson
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          :laugh: Now that joke I laughed at. regards, Paul Watson South Africa Colib and WebTwoZero. K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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            Not bad. But there are no Brazilian soldiers in Iraq. However, since there are Brazilians soldiers in Haiti, you could change Iraq for Haiti.

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            John McIlroy
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            Now... don't get technical on us!

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              Now... don't get technical on us!

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              Diego Moita
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              :-D Fair enough! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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                Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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                peterchen
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                heh :-D


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                  Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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                  Dan Neely
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                  Another entry from the s/blond/Bush/ file.

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