MBJOTD
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MBJOTD: May be joke of the day Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. As soon as he arrives, the first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. "Why?" he asks. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone." The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. "The third guy laughs at his friends and says, "Thank God I didn't do anything like that." He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, "Why?" "Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone." Farhan Noor Qureshi
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MBJOTD: May be joke of the day Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. As soon as he arrives, the first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. "Why?" he asks. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone." The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. "The third guy laughs at his friends and says, "Thank God I didn't do anything like that." He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, "Why?" "Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone." Farhan Noor Qureshi
LOL!!! Nice one, Farhan!
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MBJOTD: May be joke of the day Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. As soon as he arrives, the first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. "Why?" he asks. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone." The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. "The third guy laughs at his friends and says, "Thank God I didn't do anything like that." He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, "Why?" "Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone." Farhan Noor Qureshi
Teehee. I haven't heard that before. Goes down as my JOTD :laugh: - X
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MBJOTD: May be joke of the day Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. As soon as he arrives, the first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. "Why?" he asks. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone." The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. "The third guy laughs at his friends and says, "Thank God I didn't do anything like that." He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, "Why?" "Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone." Farhan Noor Qureshi
Heard this before, in a different form. Pretty good though!
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