Dial-up connection via WSH
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Take two cans, and tie a string between them. Next, use your hand to simulate an anal cavity and blow into it quickly, three times (be careful, more than three times and your hamster will explode). Next drop your pants in public and run counterclockwise around a bus stop shouting "The Queen is MINE!". Now comes the hard part. Walk up to an elephant and whack off it's truck with a chainsaw. Take the newly acquired elephant trunk and compare it to your own, ummm, trunk. If the elephant trunk is larger, pay yourself $50, fill the trunk with clothes, and ship the two cans (with the string) to Taiwan. If you're worried about postage, staple your hamster to the outside of the box and mark it "Express". If you're still connected to the internet, then you probably skipped a step in there somewhere. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Take two cans, and tie a string between them. Next, use your hand to simulate an anal cavity and blow into it quickly, three times (be careful, more than three times and your hamster will explode). Next drop your pants in public and run counterclockwise around a bus stop shouting "The Queen is MINE!". Now comes the hard part. Walk up to an elephant and whack off it's truck with a chainsaw. Take the newly acquired elephant trunk and compare it to your own, ummm, trunk. If the elephant trunk is larger, pay yourself $50, fill the trunk with clothes, and ship the two cans (with the string) to Taiwan. If you're worried about postage, staple your hamster to the outside of the box and mark it "Express". If you're still connected to the internet, then you probably skipped a step in there somewhere. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Hello! How can I determine via WSH whether my WindowsXP workstation is online? And how can I access the properties of my dial-up connections? I try to write a script that will allow to change the default Dial-up connection / Shared internet connection. The script should also be able to establish and shut down a specific internet connection. Thank you very much...
Wrong forum :-) Most definitely, wrong forum... Nish The lady in red is dancing with me Cheek to cheek There's nobody here It's just you and me It's where I wanna be But I hardly know this beauty by my side I'll never forget the way you look tonight
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That's what he gets for posting a normal question in this forum. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Hi John When you change your CP screen name, your articles get disassociated with your name. http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos\_who.asp?id=7741 You'll find there the following :- Messages Posted (while logged in) 2004 Articles Submitted (as sole author) 0 Dunno why! Anyway thought I'd let you know :-) Nish The lady in red is dancing with me Cheek to cheek There's nobody here It's just you and me It's where I wanna be But I hardly know this beauty by my side I'll never forget the way you look tonight
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Hi John When you change your CP screen name, your articles get disassociated with your name. http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos\_who.asp?id=7741 You'll find there the following :- Messages Posted (while logged in) 2004 Articles Submitted (as sole author) 0 Dunno why! Anyway thought I'd let you know :-) Nish The lady in red is dancing with me Cheek to cheek There's nobody here It's just you and me It's where I wanna be But I hardly know this beauty by my side I'll never forget the way you look tonight
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Man I have tears all over I'm laughing so hard ! That's just beautiful I hope this gets saved for posterities(sp?) sake ! What nice to note to end a rather dull evening...
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I'm not concerned with article or message counts, and given some time, I may even change my name back to the original version. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Take two cans, and tie a string between them. Next, use your hand to simulate an anal cavity and blow into it quickly, three times (be careful, more than three times and your hamster will explode). Next drop your pants in public and run counterclockwise around a bus stop shouting "The Queen is MINE!". Now comes the hard part. Walk up to an elephant and whack off it's truck with a chainsaw. Take the newly acquired elephant trunk and compare it to your own, ummm, trunk. If the elephant trunk is larger, pay yourself $50, fill the trunk with clothes, and ship the two cans (with the string) to Taiwan. If you're worried about postage, staple your hamster to the outside of the box and mark it "Express". If you're still connected to the internet, then you probably skipped a step in there somewhere. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Purple Warhead / outlaw programmer wrote: Take two cans, and tie a string between them. Next, use your hand to simulate an anal cavity and blow into it quickly, three times (be careful, more than three times and your hamster will explode). Next drop your pants in public and run counterclockwise around a bus stop shouting "The Queen is MINE!". ..Or swallow a few bullets, and add a plate of baked beans. Next, when the urge comes, go upto a punk who is robbing a store, take up the firing position and warn the punk GO AHEAD PUNK MAKE MY DAY.. Or better still, read the humor coming fresh out of the purple shoot clogged with brown matter.
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And given more time I'll pull my finger out and get the articles and your accounts hooked up the way they should be, instead of the current duct-tape and string setup currently in place. cheers, Chris Maunder
