silly email jokes
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Why do drive up bank teller machines have braille keypads? Why do we dirve on a parkway, and park on a driveway? Why do they call them "apartments?" If a man speaks when there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Why are people who are excessively concerned about the health effects of second-hand smoke hanging out in bars?
Roger Wright wrote: Why do we dirve on a parkway, and park on a driveway? What on earth is a parkway? I assume it is an American term? Anyway, my turn... If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? ;) ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave …
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Here in the US we have a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top (lots of red hair). I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with. :-D -John
John Morales wrote: I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with LOL! What a nutter. Just to clear myself of any weirdness assocaited with my towel statement: All I want is a big new warm fluffy towel each day. I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? right? *goes and starts chopping up my towels* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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John Morales wrote: I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with LOL! What a nutter. Just to clear myself of any weirdness assocaited with my towel statement: All I want is a big new warm fluffy towel each day. I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? right? *goes and starts chopping up my towels* regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? Wipe your face, then your ass, silly man. :cool: Jon Sagara Domestic Genius
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Roger Wright wrote: Why do we dirve on a parkway, and park on a driveway? What on earth is a parkway? I assume it is an American term? Anyway, my turn... If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? ;) ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave …
Parkways are one term for toll road. The name was marketing spin. Since they were lined with trees, they had a "parklike" appearance. Somehow the portion of the Garden State Parkway that cuts through Newark NJ never gave me the feeling of being in a rural setting.
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Roger Wright wrote: Why do we dirve on a parkway, and park on a driveway? What on earth is a parkway? I assume it is an American term? Anyway, my turn... If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? ;) ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave …
David Wulff wrote: What on earth is a parkway? A high speed route that is not a state highway, and lacking controlled access like a freeway or interstate. An American term, definitely. David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright!
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Here in the US we have a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top (lots of red hair). I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with. :-D -John
John Morales wrote: a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top Funny? He's a moron!
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Here in the US we have a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top (lots of red hair). I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with. :-D -John
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Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? Wipe your face, then your ass, silly man. :cool: Jon Sagara Domestic Genius
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David Wulff wrote: What on earth is a parkway? A high speed route that is not a state highway, and lacking controlled access like a freeway or interstate. An American term, definitely. David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright!
Roger Wright wrote: David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! I bet you just wait for that joke to come up, don't you, Roger? -John
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Is that the guy who does the AT&T commercials? He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying...
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Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? Wipe your face, then your ass, silly man. :cool: Jon Sagara Domestic Genius
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Actually I'd rather wipe my ass and THEN my face. My ass hasn't been used. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704
Uh, ok... Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara
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David Wulff wrote: What on earth is a parkway? A high speed route that is not a state highway, and lacking controlled access like a freeway or interstate. An American term, definitely. David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright!
Roger Wright wrote: my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! *groan* ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave …
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Roger Wright wrote: David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! I bet you just wait for that joke to come up, don't you, Roger? -John
Actually, it's come up before here - someone else thought it up.
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Is that the guy who does the AT&T commercials? He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying...
Ditto!