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  • R r i s h a b h s

    can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

    rishabhs

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    thowra
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    rishabhs wrote: can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does? Are you a project manager by any chance? ;) "Oh, I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff! In jail we had to be in this dumb kabuki play about the 47 Ronin, and I wanted to be Oshi, but they made me Ori!"

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    • P Paul Watson

      I especially love how you can put your mistakes into an infinite loop with a computer and then wander off and make a spot of tea, eh duck man? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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      Ian Darling
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      Paul Watson wrote: make a spot of tea Oh, thanks for reminding me - I knew there was something I was meant to be doing :-) Paul Watson wrote: duck man Nah, Stan's Duck Man now, at least in the SoapBox anyway :-D


      Ian Darling "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

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      • T Thomas Freudenberg

        Maxwell Chen wrote: The computer is a box that follows a plan. Does anyone know that plan? :~ Regards Thomas


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        Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.

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        Maxwell Chen
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        The author of the program (plan). On page 71 in the book Assembly Language Step-by-Step, 2nd Ed. by Jeff Duntemann,

        You write the plan. The computer follows it by passing the instructions, byte by byte, to the CPU.

        Maxwell Chen

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          The author of the program (plan). On page 71 in the book Assembly Language Step-by-Step, 2nd Ed. by Jeff Duntemann,

          You write the plan. The computer follows it by passing the instructions, byte by byte, to the CPU.

          Maxwell Chen

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          Thomas Freudenberg
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          Maxwell Chen wrote: The computer follows it by passing the instructions, byte by byte, to the CPU. At least that's what they pretend to do. ;) Regards Thomas


          Disclaimer:
          Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.

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            Maxwell Chen wrote: The computer follows it by passing the instructions, byte by byte, to the CPU. At least that's what they pretend to do. ;) Regards Thomas


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            Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.

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            Maxwell Chen
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            "Letting a computer take a bath" is not in that plan. :-D Maxwell Chen

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            • R r i s h a b h s

              can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

              rishabhs

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              Phil J Pearson
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              It's a device that allows you to create (recursive) programs that run on computers.


              The opinions expressed in this communication do not necessarily represent those of the author (especially if you find them impolite, discourteous or inflammatory).

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              • R r i s h a b h s

                can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

                rishabhs

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                Lost User
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                I was hoping you could tell me :sigh: The tigress is here :-D

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                • L Lost User

                  I was hoping you could tell me :sigh: The tigress is here :-D

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                  r i s h a b h s
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                  my findings :- 1) i think its a machine which carries out simple calculations at a very higher speed 2) its a fun gadgets....we can play games, movies and listen to musik 3) its sumthng to do with national security and shud not be discussed in forums. 4) u have to be very intelligent to use/work on a computer the list is very long. r these observations correct ____________________________________________________________ rishabhs I think therefore I am.

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                  • R r i s h a b h s

                    my findings :- 1) i think its a machine which carries out simple calculations at a very higher speed 2) its a fun gadgets....we can play games, movies and listen to musik 3) its sumthng to do with national security and shud not be discussed in forums. 4) u have to be very intelligent to use/work on a computer the list is very long. r these observations correct ____________________________________________________________ rishabhs I think therefore I am.

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                    r i s h a b h s
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                    C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R.: Cybernetic Obedient Machine Programmed for Ultimate Troubleshooting and Efficient Repair ____________________________________________________________ rishabhs I think therefore I am.

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                    • R r i s h a b h s

                      can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

                      rishabhs

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                      Sarvesvara BVKS Dasa
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                      A student told her teacher "I have a doubt, what is the meaning of doubt?" :laugh: Did u forget that you typed this message using the so called computer... open it and get your answer He who controls others may be powerful,
                      But he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

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                      • S Sarvesvara BVKS Dasa

                        A student told her teacher "I have a doubt, what is the meaning of doubt?" :laugh: Did u forget that you typed this message using the so called computer... open it and get your answer He who controls others may be powerful,
                        But he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

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                        Nitron
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                        S P S wrote: open it and get your answer wow... now that's deep ~Nitron.


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                          S P S wrote: open it and get your answer wow... now that's deep ~Nitron.


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                          Sarvesvara BVKS Dasa
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                          it is :jig: He who controls others may be powerful,
                          But he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

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                          • R r i s h a b h s

                            can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

                            rishabhs

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                            brianwelsch
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                            rishabhs wrote: a computer is and what it does? It computes. That's pretty much it.... oh, and it shuffles bits. BW CP Member Homepages


                            "Who is the strongest, who is the best
                            Who holds the aces, the East or the West
                            This is the crap our children are learning"

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                            • R r i s h a b h s

                              can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

                              rishabhs

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                              Lost User
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                              rishabhs wrote: can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does? A very expensive calculator. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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                              • R r i s h a b h s

                                can someone please tell me what exactly a computer is and what it does?

                                rishabhs

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                                Jeff Martin
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                                a machine designed to speed and automate errors. Jeff Martin Triple20 Software

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                                • J JohnJ

                                  Shog9 wrote: instead of an engine there are super-smart gerbils:laugh: I suppose each gerbil has its own wheel to spin:~ John Hudson Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. :omg: http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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                                  Joey Bloggs
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                                  In the HyperThreaded models :laugh:

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