One Fine Saturday.
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48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D
48 months.
Glano perictu com sahni delorin!
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You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Then, you would have had a basis for payment. ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!
Notice that he said he "has" a shirt that says that - he never said he actually "wore" it! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Epic!!!
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
