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Here is the joke: One guy was dating a girl during four months. Once on Friday evening they met and went in bar. After they started for a restaurant and had a dinner. After they went in guy's place and stayed there for night.
Story that told the girl:While we were in bar I noticed that he is in strange mood and I thought it was because I came late, but, from the other hand, he didn't say me anything about me being late. I wanted to have a conversation with him cordially. And I thought that is better to go in the more intimate and calm place. We went in restaurant and I tried to make him smile, but he didn't change a bit. Then I asked him that probably I am the reason of his bad mood, but he said I am not. Do you know, I think that I am the reason but he doesn't want to tell me. While I was driving at his place, I said that I love him, but he just put his hand on my shoulder and I didn't understand what did it mean because he didn't say a word. When we came at his place I tried to ask maybe he is mad with me for something but he didn't say anything and just turned on TV. I said I am tired and go in bed, after ten minutes he joined me and we made love. But he was so distracted... Now I don't know what to think Maybe he dates another woman?Story that told the guy:I had a horrible day in office. But after I had not bad sex. -
Here is the joke: One guy was dating a girl during four months. Once on Friday evening they met and went in bar. After they started for a restaurant and had a dinner. After they went in guy's place and stayed there for night.
Story that told the girl:While we were in bar I noticed that he is in strange mood and I thought it was because I came late, but, from the other hand, he didn't say me anything about me being late. I wanted to have a conversation with him cordially. And I thought that is better to go in the more intimate and calm place. We went in restaurant and I tried to make him smile, but he didn't change a bit. Then I asked him that probably I am the reason of his bad mood, but he said I am not. Do you know, I think that I am the reason but he doesn't want to tell me. While I was driving at his place, I said that I love him, but he just put his hand on my shoulder and I didn't understand what did it mean because he didn't say a word. When we came at his place I tried to ask maybe he is mad with me for something but he didn't say anything and just turned on TV. I said I am tired and go in bed, after ten minutes he joined me and we made love. But he was so distracted... Now I don't know what to think Maybe he dates another woman?Story that told the guy:I had a horrible day in office. But after I had not bad sex.Google translation of a non-English joke? Nish :omg:
Now with my own blog - void Nish(char* szBlog); My MVP tips, tricks and essays web site - www.voidnish.com
Request - Could everyone who have in the past, posted on my personal forum on CP, be kind enough to delete all your posts please? I intend to start a personal non-technical blog there, now that it is RSSd and would very much like to empty the forum before I do so - because the posts that are there as of now are mostly test posts and posts that were made before we all knew it was a blog :-)
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Here is the joke: One guy was dating a girl during four months. Once on Friday evening they met and went in bar. After they started for a restaurant and had a dinner. After they went in guy's place and stayed there for night.
Story that told the girl:While we were in bar I noticed that he is in strange mood and I thought it was because I came late, but, from the other hand, he didn't say me anything about me being late. I wanted to have a conversation with him cordially. And I thought that is better to go in the more intimate and calm place. We went in restaurant and I tried to make him smile, but he didn't change a bit. Then I asked him that probably I am the reason of his bad mood, but he said I am not. Do you know, I think that I am the reason but he doesn't want to tell me. While I was driving at his place, I said that I love him, but he just put his hand on my shoulder and I didn't understand what did it mean because he didn't say a word. When we came at his place I tried to ask maybe he is mad with me for something but he didn't say anything and just turned on TV. I said I am tired and go in bed, after ten minutes he joined me and we made love. But he was so distracted... Now I don't know what to think Maybe he dates another woman?Story that told the guy:I had a horrible day in office. But after I had not bad sex.The version I heard ends: His diary: Liverpool lost at home. Got laid though. '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd
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Google translation of a non-English joke? Nish :omg:
Now with my own blog - void Nish(char* szBlog); My MVP tips, tricks and essays web site - www.voidnish.com
Request - Could everyone who have in the past, posted on my personal forum on CP, be kind enough to delete all your posts please? I intend to start a personal non-technical blog there, now that it is RSSd and would very much like to empty the forum before I do so - because the posts that are there as of now are mostly test posts and posts that were made before we all knew it was a blog :-)
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Google translation of a non-English joke? Nish :omg:
Now with my own blog - void Nish(char* szBlog); My MVP tips, tricks and essays web site - www.voidnish.com
Request - Could everyone who have in the past, posted on my personal forum on CP, be kind enough to delete all your posts please? I intend to start a personal non-technical blog there, now that it is RSSd and would very much like to empty the forum before I do so - because the posts that are there as of now are mostly test posts and posts that were made before we all knew it was a blog :-)
My thoughts exactly.
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