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    Terry ONolley
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    She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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      She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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      Christian Graus
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      repost. and lies. she is a woofer. Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder

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        She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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        Gary R Wheeler
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        Terry, I thought you quit smoking. Yes, that stuff counts as smoking too.


        Software Zen: delete this;

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          She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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          Ryan Binns
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          I prefer programming questions in the lounge.

          Ryan

          "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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            repost. and lies. she is a woofer. Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder

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            Terry ONolley
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            Not at all. This poem is much better than my other one. And she is not a woofer. She is a primal goddess.


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              Terry, I thought you quit smoking. Yes, that stuff counts as smoking too.


              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Terry ONolley
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              I still have 34 pounds to go before I quit smoking. And I don't smoke that anymore either. Drew is just the obvious choice for the goddess of the century award - I thought everyone knew that!


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                I prefer programming questions in the lounge.

                Ryan

                "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                Terry ONolley
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                You would prefer programming questions to my enlightening poetry?!?!?! My Drew poeming is an uplifting experience for any person.


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                  She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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                  Ian Darling
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                  3! You're more right on this than CG is :-)


                  Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

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                    She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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                    Nick Seng
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                    I dunno bout that She goes through phases, sometimes she's hot, sometimes she's icky


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                      She is a shinier honeydew melon then ever a tentative tendril thrust from the womb of mother earth dark and fertile in a garden most fair could ever hope to grow


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                      Paul Watson
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                      She is a woofer and a lisper. Nice poem though. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Chris Maunder wrote: "I'd rather cover myself in honey and lie on an ant's nest than commit myself to it publicly." Jon Sagara replied: "I think we've all been in that situation before." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                        Not at all. This poem is much better than my other one. And she is not a woofer. She is a primal goddess.


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                        peterchen
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                        Googled for her ("feel lucky"), clicked Galery, and thoguth the section "mature" meant "images where she doesn't look like a little child :sigh:


                        we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
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                          Not at all. This poem is much better than my other one. And she is not a woofer. She is a primal goddess.


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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          Terry O`Nolley wrote: And she is not a woofer. Maybe a tweeter then? ;) I never was much good at this audiophile stuff. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                            You would prefer programming questions to my enlightening poetry?!?!?! My Drew poeming is an uplifting experience for any person.


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                            Ryan Binns
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                            Terry O`Nolley wrote: You would prefer programming questions Absolutely Terry O`Nolley wrote: my enlightening poetry Perhaps we're looking at different pieces of "poetry" Terry O`Nolley wrote: My Drew poeming is an uplifting experience for any person :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                            Ryan

                            "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                              Googled for her ("feel lucky"), clicked Galery, and thoguth the section "mature" meant "images where she doesn't look like a little child :sigh:


                              we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
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                              Terry ONolley
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                              Ahh, you are a lucky man indeed - for seeing Drew in all of her unsullied Drewness can truly be a heartwarming and life-affirming event!


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                                She is a woofer and a lisper. Nice poem though. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Chris Maunder wrote: "I'd rather cover myself in honey and lie on an ant's nest than commit myself to it publicly." Jon Sagara replied: "I think we've all been in that situation before." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                Terry ONolley
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                                Paul Watson wrote: a lisper Her sibilance-free "sss" sounds are just one of her many endearing qualities. the Drew of the earth the Drew of the sea lie down among the wind-blown leaves and whisper things to me tell me of your garland made from ivy leaves and rose tell me of your lispy speech which softens as it flows explain to me your views on life and why it is you chose to wear a daisy in your hair and rings upon your toes when all the other stars around were clad in gauche designer gowns you walked the carpet free and wild a lisping, chubby nature child RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!


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                                  Paul Watson wrote: a lisper Her sibilance-free "sss" sounds are just one of her many endearing qualities. the Drew of the earth the Drew of the sea lie down among the wind-blown leaves and whisper things to me tell me of your garland made from ivy leaves and rose tell me of your lispy speech which softens as it flows explain to me your views on life and why it is you chose to wear a daisy in your hair and rings upon your toes when all the other stars around were clad in gauche designer gowns you walked the carpet free and wild a lisping, chubby nature child RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!


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                                  Brother, you are free to obsess over whatever woman you want. I just find the lisp reminds me of a 12 year old girl with braces and pig-tails. Not exactly the fantasy fodder I go after. Is "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! " part of the poem? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Chris Maunder wrote: "I'd rather cover myself in honey and lie on an ant's nest than commit myself to it publicly." Jon Sagara replied: "I think we've all been in that situation before." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                    Brother, you are free to obsess over whatever woman you want. I just find the lisp reminds me of a 12 year old girl with braces and pig-tails. Not exactly the fantasy fodder I go after. Is "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! " part of the poem? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Chris Maunder wrote: "I'd rather cover myself in honey and lie on an ant's nest than commit myself to it publicly." Jon Sagara replied: "I think we've all been in that situation before." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                    Terry ONolley
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                                    Paul Watson wrote: I just find the lisp reminds me of a 12 year old girl with braces and pig-tails. Not exactly the fantasy fodder I go after. I merely find the lisp cute. You probably need to talk to someone if a grown woman who happens to lisp makes you think about adolescents though :) Paul Watson wrote: Is "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! " part of the poem? Who knows? I make those "poems" up on the spot when the mood hits me :) Maybe it is the exclamation point at the end of the poem. A sort of zen-like startle mechanism to help you reach enlightenment after pondering Drew and her Drewy Drewness.


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                                      Not at all. This poem is much better than my other one. And she is not a woofer. She is a primal goddess.


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                                      Perhaps compared to my grandmother. Seriously, what's so good about her ? She's not attractive at all. She's stacked OK, but so is every other actress in the world. Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder

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                                        3! You're more right on this than CG is :-)


                                        Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

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                                        Christian Graus
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                                        SO, on a scale of 1-10, you're saying she is a solid '5'. I can live with that. :-) Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder

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                                          SO, on a scale of 1-10, you're saying she is a solid '5'. I can live with that. :-) Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder

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                                          Ian Darling
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                                          Christian Graus wrote: SO, on a scale of 1-10, you're saying she is a solid '5'. I can live with that. Yeah, on average something like that (maybe a 6). But on a good day she's definitely more of a 8 :-)


                                          Ian Darling The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity ... that such complexity can arise ... out of such simplicity ... is the most fabulous extraordinary idea ... once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened - it's just wonderful ... the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned - Douglas Adams

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