Any budding journalists?
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Just send in news stories that are relevant to the Code Project readers. The format should be: Headline Source (Name and URL if possible) Descriptor line Abstract (1 paragraph for front page) Article I'll post the best stories, and the person with the best stories gets the loot. Remember that anyone can send in news articles whenever they like - I'm just looking for someone who is keen on seeing their name on the front page, who likes keeping up with the news, and who enjoys writing. cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
I don't think Cristian is qualified. He's nothing but a tree-hugging free-love liberal with a name that implies an overtone of religious allegiances which quite frankly would taint his ability to report in an un-biased manner. Besides all that, I think he's a Canadian. I think you should just give him a hat or a coffee mug and thank him for his interest. :) (Humor Hint (tm): I was merely making offhand and satirical references to recent threads in the lounge. This was not meant as a slur on Cristian's credentials, his religious orientation, his political agenda, or the sad possibility of his national origin.) "Humor Hint" (tm) sponsored and provided by In-Your-Face Software, software written *OUR* way.
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I don't think Cristian is qualified. He's nothing but a tree-hugging free-love liberal with a name that implies an overtone of religious allegiances which quite frankly would taint his ability to report in an un-biased manner. Besides all that, I think he's a Canadian. I think you should just give him a hat or a coffee mug and thank him for his interest. :) (Humor Hint (tm): I was merely making offhand and satirical references to recent threads in the lounge. This was not meant as a slur on Cristian's credentials, his religious orientation, his political agenda, or the sad possibility of his national origin.) "Humor Hint" (tm) sponsored and provided by In-Your-Face Software, software written *OUR* way.
John if only you had insider Australian knowledge you could have slandered him with a host of Tasmanian jokes. I will not help a Yankee and a Texan at that rubbish a fellow Australian even if he is a Tasmanian. I still can't forgive you for Walker Texas Ranger, it seems to bob up on my television everytime I am working the midnight shift. As I know you get the jokes I won't post a disclaimer here, for all the other morons who don't understand 'taking the piss' I suggest a long sleep in their car with a hose running from the exhaust to the cabin. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018
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John if only you had insider Australian knowledge you could have slandered him with a host of Tasmanian jokes. I will not help a Yankee and a Texan at that rubbish a fellow Australian even if he is a Tasmanian. I still can't forgive you for Walker Texas Ranger, it seems to bob up on my television everytime I am working the midnight shift. As I know you get the jokes I won't post a disclaimer here, for all the other morons who don't understand 'taking the piss' I suggest a long sleep in their car with a hose running from the exhaust to the cabin. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018
The weird thing is that I don't know a single American who has ever watched "Walker Texas Ranger". Since my redneck credentials are impeccable, I know that crowd doesn't watch. So who the heck is watching it? For that matter,who ever told Chuck Norris he could act?
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The weird thing is that I don't know a single American who has ever watched "Walker Texas Ranger". Since my redneck credentials are impeccable, I know that crowd doesn't watch. So who the heck is watching it? For that matter,who ever told Chuck Norris he could act?
Most of the people I know who actually watch and like it are younger (i.e. kids). (Maybe it's got something in common with the Power Rangers? ;)) John
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John if only you had insider Australian knowledge you could have slandered him with a host of Tasmanian jokes. I will not help a Yankee and a Texan at that rubbish a fellow Australian even if he is a Tasmanian. I still can't forgive you for Walker Texas Ranger, it seems to bob up on my television everytime I am working the midnight shift. As I know you get the jokes I won't post a disclaimer here, for all the other morons who don't understand 'taking the piss' I suggest a long sleep in their car with a hose running from the exhaust to the cabin. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018
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The weird thing is that I don't know a single American who has ever watched "Walker Texas Ranger". Since my redneck credentials are impeccable, I know that crowd doesn't watch. So who the heck is watching it? For that matter,who ever told Chuck Norris he could act?
They used to play it here (GR) a couple of years ago, at about 2am. I can still remember the theme song... Wasn't much but a lot better than what they play now... Telemarketing:((
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John if only you had insider Australian knowledge you could have slandered him with a host of Tasmanian jokes. I will not help a Yankee and a Texan at that rubbish a fellow Australian even if he is a Tasmanian. I still can't forgive you for Walker Texas Ranger, it seems to bob up on my television everytime I am working the midnight shift. As I know you get the jokes I won't post a disclaimer here, for all the other morons who don't understand 'taking the piss' I suggest a long sleep in their car with a hose running from the exhaust to the cabin. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018
Michael, surely Walker, while a travesty, is in fine company ? Who's The Boss Growing Pains Family Ties Full House You get the drift. Personally I don't think anyone in the US watches them, they send them to us in order to help us raise braindead children and increase their competitive advantage on the world stage. Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
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I don't think Cristian is qualified. He's nothing but a tree-hugging free-love liberal with a name that implies an overtone of religious allegiances which quite frankly would taint his ability to report in an un-biased manner. Besides all that, I think he's a Canadian. I think you should just give him a hat or a coffee mug and thank him for his interest. :) (Humor Hint (tm): I was merely making offhand and satirical references to recent threads in the lounge. This was not meant as a slur on Cristian's credentials, his religious orientation, his political agenda, or the sad possibility of his national origin.) "Humor Hint" (tm) sponsored and provided by In-Your-Face Software, software written *OUR* way.
He's nothing but a tree-hugging free-love liberal Does that mean you need to pay to get lovin' ? :laugh: I'd provide a humour hint, but I can't afford to pay the license fees... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
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The weird thing is that I don't know a single American who has ever watched "Walker Texas Ranger". Since my redneck credentials are impeccable, I know that crowd doesn't watch. So who the heck is watching it? For that matter,who ever told Chuck Norris he could act?
Todays lesson - facial expression emotes. Chuck Norris Happy :-| Chuck Norris Sad :-| Chuck Norris Angry :-| Chuck Norris Falling in Love :-| Chuck Norris Falling out of Love :-| Chuck Norris Psychotic :-| Tomorrows lesson - the Chuck Norris style of vocal intonation.
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He's nothing but a tree-hugging free-love liberal Does that mean you need to pay to get lovin' ? :laugh: I'd provide a humour hint, but I can't afford to pay the license fees... Christian As I learn the innermost secrets of the around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet. Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought Jewellery.
Humor Hints (tm) are free of charge. :) For the record, I didn't want to trivialize Chris's request for article authors. It sounds like a good idea, and I'd look forward to reading anything written by Christian (or any of the rest of this mob for that matter).
