Things not to do to your computer...
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Another thing you shouldn't do is drop your laptop down the stairs. Signature under construction.
Leaving it unattended while there's a two year old loose in the house is equally effective, as I discovered to my cost two years ago...:rolleyes: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Leaving it unattended while there's a two year old loose in the house is equally effective, as I discovered to my cost two years ago...:rolleyes: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Leaving it unattended while there's a two year old loose in the house is equally effective, as I discovered to my cost two years ago...:rolleyes: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Also, do not yawn and stretch out as your laptop teeters on the edge of the couch you are on. That was a $200 lesson for me. Signature under construction.
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Also, do not yawn and stretch out as your laptop teeters on the edge of the couch you are on. That was a $200 lesson for me. Signature under construction.
And I thought I was bad! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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I was lucky...my laptop (a Celeron based HP Omnibook) was ageing a little, and the insurance covered most of the cost of replacement (a Sony Vaio PCG-FX502). Having said that, the new one is starting to look old and battered too now...although it's survived two trips to Thailand and a disk upgrade, the key legends are fading, the back panel which covers the ports is missing and the catch is broken. :sigh: Once I'm on my feet again I suspect I'll be looking for a new one - and this time it's unlikely to be a Sony. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Drinks also work wonders on keyboards and 3.5 floppies. This is why (at home) my pc is well away from the drink seating location. But at work, Yup they have the PC well placed. :doh: I do not mind getting old. It beats all the other options that can think of.
One of the guys here at work had plants on his bookshelf above his desk - he watered the plants one day and overflowed the planter causing a stream of water to flow directly into the airholes of his monitor causing a small fire X| - then he turns around and puts in a requisition for an expensive flat screen. :doh: Steve
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One of the guys here at work had plants on his bookshelf above his desk - he watered the plants one day and overflowed the planter causing a stream of water to flow directly into the airholes of his monitor causing a small fire X| - then he turns around and puts in a requisition for an expensive flat screen. :doh: Steve
Steve Mayfield wrote: then he turns around and puts in a requisition for an expensive flat screen. Did he get it? :sigh: I do not mind getting old. It beats all the other options that can think of.
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Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: through the blow holes on top. That's a whale of a computer!:-D "My kid was Inmate of the Month at Adobe Mountain Juvenile Corrections Center" - Bumper Sticker in Bullhead City
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Steve Mayfield wrote: then he turns around and puts in a requisition for an expensive flat screen. Did he get it? :sigh: I do not mind getting old. It beats all the other options that can think of.
Yes he did, he is a program manager :sigh: Steve
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Leaving it unattended while there's a two year old loose in the house is equally effective, as I discovered to my cost two years ago...:rolleyes: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
There's a stupid commercial (for AOL I think) with a kid banging away with a hammer on the mouse while 2 adults argue about how to fix the computer.:wtf: Parenting tip: teach your kid to bash away at expensive gear while chatting with people 2 feet away.:sigh: Canada has 6 zones, none of which are erogenous.