Tech Support can lead to ulcers !

Looney Tunezez

I apologise in advance if this a repost or offends anyone. Thought it was funny so shared! Enjoy! This is "AS IS" sent by a friend. ------------------------------------------------------------------ CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."! Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ ----------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Supp

Colin Angus Mackay

Looney Tunezez wrote: User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. Brilliant! Totally brilliant.

"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!

JoeSox

:rolleyes: Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?" Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?" Later, JoeSox "Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need." --Kahlil Gibran joeswammi.com ↔ humanaiproject.org ↔ joeswammi.com/sinfest

Steve McLenithan

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Found on bash.org
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

David Stone

<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry. <@TempusRob> pssh <@TempusRob> talk about lag <@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn :laugh: That's awesome!

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Steve McLenithan

;)

Found on bash.org
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

David Stone

If you liked that, you'll probably like this Penny-Arcade comic.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Steve Hopkins

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