Anyone heard of cellular programming technique?
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
Stuart van Weele wrote: Has anyone ever heard of this? It means that for every line of code the programmer writes, the manager asks "Is it fixed now?" Marc MyXaml Advanced Unit Testing
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Stuart van Weele wrote: Has anyone ever heard of this? It means that for every line of code the programmer writes, the manager asks "Is it fixed now?" Marc MyXaml Advanced Unit Testing
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
Your cubicle will no longer have a fixed location, using this technique. Each morning a part of your daily assignment will be to locate your desk and steal new office supplies to replace the stuff lifted by the moving staff. How this is related to greater productivity is still unclear, but it must work - it's all the rage in management trade magazines this week. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
It's like teleworking, only you use your cell phone.
we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
All the developers are locked in cells for weeks at a time. Completely deprived of all contact with anyone. Best wishes. ;) Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Gently arching his fishing rod back he moves the tip forward in a gentle arch releasing the line.... kersplunk [Doug Goulden]
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
They're bluffing. See it's like this: geeks try to outgeek each other. So, a conversation goes like this: Geek #1: I thought I'd use XML in my next app. Geek #2: Yeah, I did that. CSS, XML, XSL - they're all good. Geek #1: I've been using a little cellular programming technique, too. Now, at this point in the coversation, Geek #2 can admit he doesn't know what "cellular programming technique" is and risk being humilliated by the leet skilz of Geek #1. Or, he can call his bluff. If Geek #2 calls the bluff of Geek #1, and Geek #1 is faking, Geek #2 wins. But, if he calls the bluff and "cellular programming technique" does actually exist, Geek #2 loses. ----------------------------------------------------- Empires Of Steel[^]
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They're bluffing. See it's like this: geeks try to outgeek each other. So, a conversation goes like this: Geek #1: I thought I'd use XML in my next app. Geek #2: Yeah, I did that. CSS, XML, XSL - they're all good. Geek #1: I've been using a little cellular programming technique, too. Now, at this point in the coversation, Geek #2 can admit he doesn't know what "cellular programming technique" is and risk being humilliated by the leet skilz of Geek #1. Or, he can call his bluff. If Geek #2 calls the bluff of Geek #1, and Geek #1 is faking, Geek #2 wins. But, if he calls the bluff and "cellular programming technique" does actually exist, Geek #2 loses. ----------------------------------------------------- Empires Of Steel[^]
I think this is pretty close to the truth. From what I've been able to gather so far, "cellular programming" is just modular programming with really small modules.
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
Programming using SMS would suck big time. Tell the researchers to scratch that idea. ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben.
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My boss told me that a group of researchers we are contracting with want to code using "cellular programming technique". Has anyone ever heard of this?
Maybe they meant that they were programming for cell phones, like bluetooth and WTL. Perhaps the programs will be for small devices like CE. Discovery consist of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought -- Albert Szent-Györgyi Name the greatest of all the inventors: accident --Mark Twain
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Your cubicle will no longer have a fixed location, using this technique. Each morning a part of your daily assignment will be to locate your desk and steal new office supplies to replace the stuff lifted by the moving staff. How this is related to greater productivity is still unclear, but it must work - it's all the rage in management trade magazines this week. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City
That's part of this whole 'lean practices' thing I keep hearing about, right?
Software Zen:
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That's part of this whole 'lean practices' thing I keep hearing about, right?
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary R. Wheeler wrote: That's part of this whole 'lean practices' thing No, 'lean practices' would be where you find the nearest wall, post, or, if you are a city worker, shovel.
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