Cows
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To maintain consistency with the joke format and deviate from sex Cows
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To maintain consistency with the joke format and deviate from sex Cows
I'm a little dubious as to how cow dung and cow's urine can cure skin diseases, kidney and liver ailments, but I can certainly see how it would help obesity. Yeewwwwww! cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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To maintain consistency with the joke format and deviate from sex Cows
Will this be available under the Code Project label? :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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To maintain consistency with the joke format and deviate from sex Cows
The cow protection commission was set up to protect the holy cows, and research conducted by doctors involved in the project revealed that the cows' urine had medicinal properties. Holy Cow! Advertised as being "sterilised and completely fresh" That still doesn't change the fact you are drinking cow's piss. Urine isn't meant to be drunk - that's why they coloured it yellow and made it smell foul. And what do they use the cow feaces for? I truely can't imagine - nor do I want to. Demand is currently outstripping supply Surely you can just drink the piss of any grazing animal? I mean they'll all have the same effect - making you vomit. Can you imagine what it will be like down your local bar: "Yeah mate, I'll half half a pint of Guiness and a shot of cow piss, please. Oh, and a packet of sheeps testicles if you've got some going spare." Brahma cattle that are to be found on almost every Indian street are subjected to various abuses, including forced pregnancies to produce more milk. John, I didn't know you worked for the Indian government :-D. Just one thing sprung to mind when I read that article - how did they find out cow piss was good for you? I mean, why did the first guy start drinking it? X| David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com
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The cow protection commission was set up to protect the holy cows, and research conducted by doctors involved in the project revealed that the cows' urine had medicinal properties. Holy Cow! Advertised as being "sterilised and completely fresh" That still doesn't change the fact you are drinking cow's piss. Urine isn't meant to be drunk - that's why they coloured it yellow and made it smell foul. And what do they use the cow feaces for? I truely can't imagine - nor do I want to. Demand is currently outstripping supply Surely you can just drink the piss of any grazing animal? I mean they'll all have the same effect - making you vomit. Can you imagine what it will be like down your local bar: "Yeah mate, I'll half half a pint of Guiness and a shot of cow piss, please. Oh, and a packet of sheeps testicles if you've got some going spare." Brahma cattle that are to be found on almost every Indian street are subjected to various abuses, including forced pregnancies to produce more milk. John, I didn't know you worked for the Indian government :-D. Just one thing sprung to mind when I read that article - how did they find out cow piss was good for you? I mean, why did the first guy start drinking it? X| David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com
how did they find out cow piss was good for you? I mean, why did the first guy start drinking it? You could say that about a lot of things. Like, say... milk. ;) --Mike-- http://home.inreach.com/mdunn/ Ford: How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese? Arthur: I don't know. Why, do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?
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how did they find out cow piss was good for you? I mean, why did the first guy start drinking it? You could say that about a lot of things. Like, say... milk. ;) --Mike-- http://home.inreach.com/mdunn/ Ford: How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese? Arthur: I don't know. Why, do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?
You could say that about a lot of things. Like, say... milk. I agree with your sentiment, but I have to say that if you saw the young of a creature drinking some fluid you would have to assume that it can't be a bad fluid in general. Where as urine is a waste product of the body and who would want to ingest that. Though I do remember reading somewhere long ago of revered holymen of some coutry who drank their own urine. It supposably allowed them to live to a rediculously old age. Willing to die young if that is what you have to do to live to a ripe old age. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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You could say that about a lot of things. Like, say... milk. I agree with your sentiment, but I have to say that if you saw the young of a creature drinking some fluid you would have to assume that it can't be a bad fluid in general. Where as urine is a waste product of the body and who would want to ingest that. Though I do remember reading somewhere long ago of revered holymen of some coutry who drank their own urine. It supposably allowed them to live to a rediculously old age. Willing to die young if that is what you have to do to live to a ripe old age. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
There's a number of followings the advocate drinking your own urine but every doctor I've ever heard talk about it says the urine, while totally sterile (unless there are urinary or bladder infections) contains toxins (kind of the whole point of this whole takin-a-wizz thing that we do). Drinking urine merely recycles those toxins. I have heard rumors about drinking toxin to help with jetlag, but even on my worst jetlag days I have never, ever even been slightly tempted. cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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There's a number of followings the advocate drinking your own urine but every doctor I've ever heard talk about it says the urine, while totally sterile (unless there are urinary or bladder infections) contains toxins (kind of the whole point of this whole takin-a-wizz thing that we do). Drinking urine merely recycles those toxins. I have heard rumors about drinking toxin to help with jetlag, but even on my worst jetlag days I have never, ever even been slightly tempted. cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
To sell this concept in Australia we need a bottle with either a Cow or Batman and Robin with the label "Holy Cow!", the contents can just be sugar water and food colouring, yellow. I guess a small amount of laxative wouldn't hurt too much. Anyone want to start up a company? :laugh: :laugh:
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To sell this concept in Australia we need a bottle with either a Cow or Batman and Robin with the label "Holy Cow!", the contents can just be sugar water and food colouring, yellow. I guess a small amount of laxative wouldn't hurt too much. Anyone want to start up a company? :laugh: :laugh:
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Watch it buddy, us Vegemite devotees will get you blasphemers. ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone