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  • R Renjith Ramachandran

    /* try to execute this program without any error */ #include #include #define MAAL beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady == MAAL) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover = MAAL; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; touch++ ; if(intermission) { coke++; smoke++; } } if(time ==6.00) goto park; park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } } if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth; call->lover; if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; } sleep: { *(dream)=love; } } Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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    Roger Wright
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    Needs refactoring. So many gotos indicates a lack of experience and may lead to an infinite loop and unexpected - or non-existent - results. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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    • R Roger Wright

      Needs refactoring. So many gotos indicates a lack of experience and may lead to an infinite loop and unexpected - or non-existent - results. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      Sweet love is best made in assembler. Precision loving - highly approved by the other half, if done right. :-D -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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      • R Roger Wright

        Needs refactoring. So many gotos indicates a lack of experience and may lead to an infinite loop and unexpected - or non-existent - results. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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        DavidNohejl
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        hi, I have to disagree.if(time ==9.30) goto pub;
        This is the best use of goto statement I've ever seen! :) There are more gotos and they all have good reason (cinema, sleep...) :-D best regards David 'DNH' Nohejl Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)

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        • R Renjith Ramachandran

          /* try to execute this program without any error */ #include #include #define MAAL beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady == MAAL) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover = MAAL; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; touch++ ; if(intermission) { coke++; smoke++; } } if(time ==6.00) goto park; park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } } if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth; call->lover; if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; } sleep: { *(dream)=love; } } Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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          DavidNohejl
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          I'd rather use PROLOG (PROgramming LOve lanGuage) then C in this case :-D best regards, David 'DNH' Nohejl Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)

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          • G Gary Kirkham

            renjith_sree wrote: try to execute this program without any error It won't compile much less run without error. :) No variable declarations and no college...at a very quick glance. Edit: Unless, of course, all this is defined somewhere in these headers #include #include renjith_sree wrote: Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works Where does the other 2 percent come in? Gary Kirkham A working Program is one that has only unobserved bugs He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Me blog, You read

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            Renjith Ramachandran
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            Gary Kirkham wrote: Where does the other 2 percent come in? that 2 percentage comes from the perks** ;) isn't..??? Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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            • K Kant

              renjith_sree wrote: if(reply == "GAALI") For others, GAAALI is a HINDI word. It means the girl scolded the guy. (in the above context)
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              Renjith Ramachandran
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              Kant wrote: For others, GAAALI is a HINDI word. It means the girl scolded the guy ok ...if so, please include a #define GAAALI CHICK :) and compile.... Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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              • R Roger Wright

                Needs refactoring. So many gotos indicates a lack of experience and may lead to an infinite loop and unexpected - or non-existent - results. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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                Renjith Ramachandran
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                i recommend you to take look at MFC library code. ;P Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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                • R Renjith Ramachandran

                  i recommend you to take look at MFC library code. ;P Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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                  Roger Wright
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                  You're scaring me...:~ But it wouldn't surprise me. After all, Bill got his start porting BASIC to the Altair8800 microcomputer. It's hard to break your early habits.;) "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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                  • R Roger Wright

                    You're scaring me...:~ But it wouldn't surprise me. After all, Bill got his start porting BASIC to the Altair8800 microcomputer. It's hard to break your early habits.;) "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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                    Renjith Ramachandran
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                    :) Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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                    • R Renjith Ramachandran

                      /* try to execute this program without any error */ #include #include #define MAAL beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady == MAAL) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover = MAAL; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; touch++ ; if(intermission) { coke++; smoke++; } } if(time ==6.00) goto park; park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } } if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth; call->lover; if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; } sleep: { *(dream)=love; } } Ninety-eight percent of the thrill comes from knowing that the thing you designed works, and works almost the way you expected it would. If that happens, part of you is in that machine.

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                      Missing #include "mom.h" #include "college&pub.h" and most important one #include "Money.h" ;) ----------------------------- "I Think this Will Help" ----------------------------- Alok Gupta visit me at http://www.thisisalok.tk

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