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    Got this e-mail from a friend, don't have internet access here at work. I'm trying to determine the validity of this... anyone else heard of this? It sounds too much like a hoax to me. -- QUOTE -- ----- WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED ~ PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. ... (etc) -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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      Got this e-mail from a friend, don't have internet access here at work. I'm trying to determine the validity of this... anyone else heard of this? It sounds too much like a hoax to me. -- QUOTE -- ----- WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED ~ PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. ... (etc) -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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      Robert Scott
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      Raoul: I was sent this by a friend of MINE last week. I checked on McAfee and CNN immediately. Nothing on either one. It's a hoax. Bob Scott

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        Got this e-mail from a friend, don't have internet access here at work. I'm trying to determine the validity of this... anyone else heard of this? It sounds too much like a hoax to me. -- QUOTE -- ----- WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED ~ PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. ... (etc) -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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        Roger Wright
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        Microsoft doesn't send out routine virus warnings; nor does IBM, HP, or anyone else in this industry. You can subscribe to such services, but anything you receive of this ilk can be safely assumed to be a hoax if you're not a subscriber to such a service. I don't understand the mentality that creates such messages - it's infantile - but you should always ignore anything that you receive which asks you to forward it to all of your friends. I've been surfing the 'net since God made a kite string fat enough to carry the signal, and I've never seen a legitimate message with this phrasing. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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          Microsoft doesn't send out routine virus warnings; nor does IBM, HP, or anyone else in this industry. You can subscribe to such services, but anything you receive of this ilk can be safely assumed to be a hoax if you're not a subscriber to such a service. I don't understand the mentality that creates such messages - it's infantile - but you should always ignore anything that you receive which asks you to forward it to all of your friends. I've been surfing the 'net since God made a kite string fat enough to carry the signal, and I've never seen a legitimate message with this phrasing. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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          Tom Archer
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          Reminds me of that bit about the virus that's going to take all your money from your bank, steal the beer from your fridge and so on :) Cheers, Tom Archer - Archer Consulting Group Programmer Trainer and Mentor and Project Management Consultant

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            Raoul: I was sent this by a friend of MINE last week. I checked on McAfee and CNN immediately. Nothing on either one. It's a hoax. Bob Scott

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            raouls
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            thanks. that's what i thought. -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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              Microsoft doesn't send out routine virus warnings; nor does IBM, HP, or anyone else in this industry. You can subscribe to such services, but anything you receive of this ilk can be safely assumed to be a hoax if you're not a subscriber to such a service. I don't understand the mentality that creates such messages - it's infantile - but you should always ignore anything that you receive which asks you to forward it to all of your friends. I've been surfing the 'net since God made a kite string fat enough to carry the signal, and I've never seen a legitimate message with this phrasing. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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              raouls
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              these messages are written for those like my friend who know almost nothing about computers. they know how to switch it on, and type up a document or an e-mail, but that's all... classic examples of social engineering... -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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                Microsoft doesn't send out routine virus warnings; nor does IBM, HP, or anyone else in this industry. You can subscribe to such services, but anything you receive of this ilk can be safely assumed to be a hoax if you're not a subscriber to such a service. I don't understand the mentality that creates such messages - it's infantile - but you should always ignore anything that you receive which asks you to forward it to all of your friends. I've been surfing the 'net since God made a kite string fat enough to carry the signal, and I've never seen a legitimate message with this phrasing. "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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                Paul Watson
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                > I've been surfing the 'net since God made a kite string fat enough to carry the signal :-D I love it. regards, Paul Watson South Africa The Code Project

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                  Reminds me of that bit about the virus that's going to take all your money from your bank, steal the beer from your fridge and so on :) Cheers, Tom Archer - Archer Consulting Group Programmer Trainer and Mentor and Project Management Consultant

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                  Chris Maunder
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                  Ah - I haven't seen that for ages <rummages in dog-eared book of good stuff>. Ah-ha!

                  If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Bad Times",
                  delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most
                  dangerous e-mail virus yet.

                  It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it
                  will scramble any disks that are even close to your
                  computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
                  setting so all your ice cream goes melty.

                  It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
                  screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
                  harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

                  It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone
                  number.

                  It will mix Coca-Cola into your fish tank. It will drink
                  all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table
                  when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten
                  in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
                  car keys when you are late for work.

                  This virus is capable of making you fall in love with a
                  penguin.

                  It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will
                  pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
                  eyebrows while dating your current boyfriend/girlfriend
                  behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room
                  to your Visa card.

                  It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
                  she is dead, such is the power of "Bad Times", it reaches
                  out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most
                  dear.

                  It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you
                  can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave
                  libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your
                  voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
                  terrifying to behold.

                  It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

                  "Bad Times" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
                  leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
                  amphetamines in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
                  on the stove while it goes out to chase children with
                  your new garden blower.

                  These are just a few signs... Just be very careful!

                  And what ever happened to Donut[^]? cheers, Chris Maunder

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                    Got this e-mail from a friend, don't have internet access here at work. I'm trying to determine the validity of this... anyone else heard of this? It sounds too much like a hoax to me. -- QUOTE -- ----- WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED ~ PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. ... (etc) -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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                    QuiJohn
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                    You know, it's one thing if you don't like CNN, but calling them a virus is going a little far, isn't it?

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      Ah - I haven't seen that for ages <rummages in dog-eared book of good stuff>. Ah-ha!

                      If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Bad Times",
                      delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most
                      dangerous e-mail virus yet.

                      It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it
                      will scramble any disks that are even close to your
                      computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
                      setting so all your ice cream goes melty.

                      It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
                      screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
                      harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

                      It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone
                      number.

                      It will mix Coca-Cola into your fish tank. It will drink
                      all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table
                      when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten
                      in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
                      car keys when you are late for work.

                      This virus is capable of making you fall in love with a
                      penguin.

                      It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will
                      pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
                      eyebrows while dating your current boyfriend/girlfriend
                      behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room
                      to your Visa card.

                      It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
                      she is dead, such is the power of "Bad Times", it reaches
                      out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most
                      dear.

                      It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you
                      can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave
                      libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your
                      voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
                      terrifying to behold.

                      It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

                      "Bad Times" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
                      leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
                      amphetamines in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
                      on the stove while it goes out to chase children with
                      your new garden blower.

                      These are just a few signs... Just be very careful!

                      And what ever happened to Donut[^]? cheers, Chris Maunder

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                      Tim Deveaux
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                      Chris Maunder wrote: It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. Shades of Douglas Adams there, wouldn't you say? Hmmm? :|

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                      • R raouls

                        Got this e-mail from a friend, don't have internet access here at work. I'm trying to determine the validity of this... anyone else heard of this? It sounds too much like a hoax to me. -- QUOTE -- ----- WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED ~ PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. ... (etc) -- Raoul Snyman Saturn Laboratories e-mail: raoul.snyman@saturnlaboratories.co.za web: http://www.saturnlaboratories.co.za/ linux user: #333298

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                        El Corazon
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                        It's called the human panic instinct virus and it is real.... It is not a computer virus per se, but a human behavior virus. you panic, send the email to 4 friends, each of them send it to 4 friends, each of them send it to 4 friends... etc. etc. etc. pretty soon there are email jams as bad as spam, the net slows down from increased traffic, you blame it on the virus, panic some more, send out a few more warnings to aquantances thinking that no one sent them the warning, so the virus got to them. Email load increases even more.... Luckily, though, there have been few coming close to being successful. The message occassionally hits someone who asks, and stops the email "chain letter" after finding out. :) You did well to ask, congrats! _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          Ah - I haven't seen that for ages <rummages in dog-eared book of good stuff>. Ah-ha!

                          If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Bad Times",
                          delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most
                          dangerous e-mail virus yet.

                          It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it
                          will scramble any disks that are even close to your
                          computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
                          setting so all your ice cream goes melty.

                          It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
                          screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
                          harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

                          It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone
                          number.

                          It will mix Coca-Cola into your fish tank. It will drink
                          all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table
                          when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten
                          in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
                          car keys when you are late for work.

                          This virus is capable of making you fall in love with a
                          penguin.

                          It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will
                          pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
                          eyebrows while dating your current boyfriend/girlfriend
                          behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room
                          to your Visa card.

                          It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
                          she is dead, such is the power of "Bad Times", it reaches
                          out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most
                          dear.

                          It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you
                          can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave
                          libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your
                          voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
                          terrifying to behold.

                          It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

                          "Bad Times" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
                          leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
                          amphetamines in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
                          on the stove while it goes out to chase children with
                          your new garden blower.

                          These are just a few signs... Just be very careful!

                          And what ever happened to Donut[^]? cheers, Chris Maunder

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                          Tom Archer
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                          Thanks Chris! :) Cheers, Tom Archer - Archer Consulting Group Programmer Trainer and Mentor and Project Management Consultant

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                          • C Chris Maunder

                            Ah - I haven't seen that for ages <rummages in dog-eared book of good stuff>. Ah-ha!

                            If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Bad Times",
                            delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most
                            dangerous e-mail virus yet.

                            It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it
                            will scramble any disks that are even close to your
                            computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
                            setting so all your ice cream goes melty.

                            It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
                            screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
                            harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

                            It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone
                            number.

                            It will mix Coca-Cola into your fish tank. It will drink
                            all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table
                            when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten
                            in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
                            car keys when you are late for work.

                            This virus is capable of making you fall in love with a
                            penguin.

                            It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will
                            pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
                            eyebrows while dating your current boyfriend/girlfriend
                            behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room
                            to your Visa card.

                            It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
                            she is dead, such is the power of "Bad Times", it reaches
                            out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most
                            dear.

                            It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you
                            can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave
                            libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your
                            voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
                            terrifying to behold.

                            It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

                            "Bad Times" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
                            leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
                            amphetamines in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
                            on the stove while it goes out to chase children with
                            your new garden blower.

                            These are just a few signs... Just be very careful!

                            And what ever happened to Donut[^]? cheers, Chris Maunder

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                            El Corazon
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                            Chris Maunder wrote: It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone number. dang, that is a vladamire level of cruelty for a virus.... I'd rather fall in love with a penguin. ;P _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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