Warranty disclaimers
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Does anybody know of any good disclaimers that I could put some distributed source code? I've seen all basic stuff (e.g. software provided "as-is", no warranty) but I am looking for something that isn't as dry or cold. Even humorous would work in this case.... :laugh: I thought I remembered something funny in one of the articles I've read here (there was even a post about it) but I can't find it now.
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Does anybody know of any good disclaimers that I could put some distributed source code? I've seen all basic stuff (e.g. software provided "as-is", no warranty) but I am looking for something that isn't as dry or cold. Even humorous would work in this case.... :laugh: I thought I remembered something funny in one of the articles I've read here (there was even a post about it) but I can't find it now.
I always liked this: If this code works it was written by xxxxxxxxxxx if it does not work then I don't know who wrote it.
Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: If the physicists find a universal theory describing the laws of universe, I'm sure the asshole constant will be an integral part of that theory.
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I always liked this: If this code works it was written by xxxxxxxxxxx if it does not work then I don't know who wrote it.
Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: If the physicists find a universal theory describing the laws of universe, I'm sure the asshole constant will be an integral part of that theory.
I use this for in-house applications: PLEASE READ THIS SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT. By accepting this software license you agree to tell supervisory-type personnel that this is the best software imaginable. For purposes of this agreement, it doesn't matter if YOU believe that or not. You are required to assist the developer in convincing management that this is the case. You are specifically forbidden to criticize or in any way disparage this product, or its accessories. By accepting this software license you agree that any malfunctions are your own fault, and the writer of this software is in no way responsible for your problems. Don't even think about calling the Help Desk, my friend. You do NOT want to go there. Failure to comply with this agreement will result in a penalty fee of Five Dollars per infraction. Repeat offenders may find crickets in their desk drawers.
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I use this for in-house applications: PLEASE READ THIS SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT. By accepting this software license you agree to tell supervisory-type personnel that this is the best software imaginable. For purposes of this agreement, it doesn't matter if YOU believe that or not. You are required to assist the developer in convincing management that this is the case. You are specifically forbidden to criticize or in any way disparage this product, or its accessories. By accepting this software license you agree that any malfunctions are your own fault, and the writer of this software is in no way responsible for your problems. Don't even think about calling the Help Desk, my friend. You do NOT want to go there. Failure to comply with this agreement will result in a penalty fee of Five Dollars per infraction. Repeat offenders may find crickets in their desk drawers.