The Onion - God is Pissed

[sAmAnThA]

"Um... just about everything ???" yeah, right.... ;P "Which god would that be ? Please be more specific when referring to deities - this is an international web site, after all. " whatever... ;P :eek:

[realJSOP]

Ahh, a reply guaranteed to end a discussion in its tracks. Let's break this reply down into it's component parts: > yeah, right Acquiescent, yet argumentative, but with no factual or even conjectual (is that a word?) basis for support of the claim, "right". The response is concise yet non-committal. > whatever... Again, concise and agreeable, but with a hint of righteous indignance. Once again however, no facts, rumor, or outright WAGs (wild-assed guesses) were supplied to support the argument. Overall, I'd have to score the response as a 2.0, but only because she kept her feet together, and I'm guessin that this is a common physical response to a direct frontal assault by any male. Disclaimer: As a supreme being, I retain the right to critisize anyone or anything in any way I deem necessary, regardless of the target's religion, race, sex, color, or style of dress. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Anna]

David Wulff wrote: What are you implying? That god is really Anna? Not me Dave, but Alanis Morisette - or haven't you seen Dogma yet...? ;)