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    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends then across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them." :laugh:

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      A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends then across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them." :laugh:

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      John Judd (home) wrote: "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them." :laugh: good one regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

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        John Judd (home) wrote: "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them." :laugh: good one regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

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        Nish Nishant
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        see this one.... http://www.geocities.com/gunjuboy/cycle.htm :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
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        Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic

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          see this one.... http://www.geocities.com/gunjuboy/cycle.htm :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
          www.busterboy.org
          Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic

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          Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: _see this one.... http://www.geocities.com/gunjuboy/cycle.htm_ Funny but eerily true Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic That guy rocks! the Wimbledon final a while back was absolutley awesome with him battling it out. So why are you so pro-Goran lately? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

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            Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: _see this one.... http://www.geocities.com/gunjuboy/cycle.htm_ Funny but eerily true Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic That guy rocks! the Wimbledon final a while back was absolutley awesome with him battling it out. So why are you so pro-Goran lately? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

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            Paul Watson wrote: So why are you so pro-Goran lately? I've always been a Goran fan. And when I was setting up my sig, I thought I'd put it there. I'll keep it till next Wimbledon. If he wins I'll keep it till the one after that. :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
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            Nish is a BIG fan of Goran Ivanisevic

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              A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends then across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them." :laugh:

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              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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              ROFL! :laugh: That might just re-inflate my poor boss's ego (he's feeling a bit bruised after the rugby defeat the other day... ;P Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd

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