JOTD
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong
suhredayan
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong
suhredayan
There is no spoon.suhredayan® wrote: When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. :laugh: Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong
suhredayan
There is no spoon.suhredayan® wrote: When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. That one is *****:-D http://www.priyank.in/
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suhredayan® wrote: When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. :laugh: Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...
I thought that was the best one, too :) Smitha Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. -- Richard Bach
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine." The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong
suhredayan
There is no spoon.suhredayan® wrote: The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong That's not a joke, that's simple truth. :-D
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