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    Here goes... please don't flame too bad :). David Beckham walks into a camping shop and sees this tall shiny thing on the shelf. He says to assistant "ooh.. what's that?". The assistant replies "it's a thermosk flask". "Oh," says David. "What does it do then?". The assistant replies "Well, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold". "Ohh!!" says David, and immediately buys the thermosk flask. The next day, he thinks he'll show off his new possession, so he takes it to football practise. One of the other team members sees it and says "What's that tall shiny thing, David?", to which he replies "It's a fermosk flask". "Oohh, what does it do?" says the other player. "Well, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold". The other player pauses for a minute and then says, "Ohh that's great! So what have you got in it?", to which David gleefully replies, "Two cups of coffee and a Mars Ice Cream". :-D -- Andrew.

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      Here goes... please don't flame too bad :). David Beckham walks into a camping shop and sees this tall shiny thing on the shelf. He says to assistant "ooh.. what's that?". The assistant replies "it's a thermosk flask". "Oh," says David. "What does it do then?". The assistant replies "Well, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold". "Ohh!!" says David, and immediately buys the thermosk flask. The next day, he thinks he'll show off his new possession, so he takes it to football practise. One of the other team members sees it and says "What's that tall shiny thing, David?", to which he replies "It's a fermosk flask". "Oohh, what does it do?" says the other player. "Well, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold". The other player pauses for a minute and then says, "Ohh that's great! So what have you got in it?", to which David gleefully replies, "Two cups of coffee and a Mars Ice Cream". :-D -- Andrew.

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      There is no k in Thermos. I laughed though. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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        There is no k in Thermos. I laughed though. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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        Christian Hey kool CP sig I wonder how many CPian sonorkers there are now, Whilst Bobs gets quiet every now and then, sometimes its raging and with all the whacky aliases its hard to know who is who. You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! Regardz Colin J Davies

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          Christian Hey kool CP sig I wonder how many CPian sonorkers there are now, Whilst Bobs gets quiet every now and then, sometimes its raging and with all the whacky aliases its hard to know who is who. You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! Regardz Colin J Davies

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          Colin Davies wrote: You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! The Pope ? No, bigger. Bill Gates ? Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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            Christian Hey kool CP sig I wonder how many CPian sonorkers there are now, Whilst Bobs gets quiet every now and then, sometimes its raging and with all the whacky aliases its hard to know who is who. You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! Regardz Colin J Davies

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            I live in Bob's HungOut now

            Click here for free technical assistance!

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            Colin Davies wrote: You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! I'm gonna go out on a limb here... Hassan! He resurfaced the other day. That fella has some thick skin - after a tongue-lashing like he took, I'm surprised he showed up again. Jon Sagara "Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical." -- Yogi Bera

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              Colin Davies wrote: You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! I'm gonna go out on a limb here... Hassan! He resurfaced the other day. That fella has some thick skin - after a tongue-lashing like he took, I'm surprised he showed up again. Jon Sagara "Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical." -- Yogi Bera

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              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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              Hassan? I was hoping we'd seen the last of him. Oh well...at least he hasn't stuck his head over the parapet recently here. :-D Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd

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                There is no k in Thermos. I laughed though. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

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                I live in Bob's HungOut now

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                Yes there is! most things are above zero K Al When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows - Frederick Ryder

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                  Colin Davies wrote: You won't guess who was in Bob's a moment ago! I'm gonna go out on a limb here... Hassan! He resurfaced the other day. That fella has some thick skin - after a tongue-lashing like he took, I'm surprised he showed up again. Jon Sagara "Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical." -- Yogi Bera

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                  Jon Sagara wrote: He resurfaced the other day. That fella has some thick skin - after a tongue-lashing like he took, I'm surprised he showed up again. Really? What happened??? Can someone quickly put me up to date please? Melissa

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                    There is no k in Thermos. I laughed though. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001

                    Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz

                    I live in Bob's HungOut now

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                    Andrew Peace
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                    :-O oops!! It was late... -- Andrew.

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                      Jon Sagara wrote: He resurfaced the other day. That fella has some thick skin - after a tongue-lashing like he took, I'm surprised he showed up again. Really? What happened??? Can someone quickly put me up to date please? Melissa

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                      Jon Sagara
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                      Search the lounge for Hassan - some of the threads are quite amusing. :) Jon Sagara "Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical." -- Yogi Bera

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