Additions to the English Language
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
LOL Had to read them thrice to get the full value! Well done David it seems you search the web aimlessly just like me for trash ! Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
David Cunningham wrote: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. :laugh: oh so true! Not only that but the government has now made interest on your money. Interest which you would have got if taxes were done properly. David Cunningham wrote: Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. That is scarily true in our modern IT industry. "XML Bob? XSL Bob? CMS Bob? What about .NET and C#, Bob? Come on Bob, make a decision, Bob! Bob! Oooh look .NUT is out, what about that Bob? BOB!?!?" *bob picks them all and ends up paying exhorbitant licensing fees for technology which does not solve the problem* David Cunningham wrote: Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. :laugh: beautiful! Good one David. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
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LOL Had to read them thrice to get the full value! Well done David it seems you search the web aimlessly just like me for trash ! Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
I'm sure I exactly search for trash, but the search engines certainly deliver it to me with surprising regularity. I found this one while trying to get background material on "lucked out" go figure. David http://www.dundas.com
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
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Found this at: http://leaderofmars.tripod.com/Danspage3.html Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David http://www.dundas.com
LOL :laugh: Have you ever read the Deeper Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams? Sounbds like you're on the same wavelength. :-D Andy Metcalfe - Sonardyne International Ltd
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