heavens, why???
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
I think it's good feng-shui that your mate moved. But you, obviously, should move by 50cm too, as I can feel plenty of bad ennergy (anger) surrounding you :laugh: Hell man, who cares! Don't you know about politely ignoring others oddities as long as they don't, finally, hurt you in anyway? That's a very prized survival traits in today's modern & crowded cities! Hell, even though I'm surrounded by fervent Christian since I arrived Australia, I haven't fight anyone yet! (for the record, I despise any kind of religion, exceopt as folklore stuff).
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
T1TAN wrote: What do you guys think?? Sounds like money well spent. You got a laugh out of it, the boss kept his wife happy and some 'guru' got paid. :-D I just wish I could make money that easily :-D Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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T1TAN wrote: What do you guys think?? Sounds like money well spent. You got a laugh out of it, the boss kept his wife happy and some 'guru' got paid. :-D I just wish I could make money that easily :-D Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
Michael P Butler wrote: I just wish I could make money that easily And probably a lot. We have a geomancer here who is quite famous and occasionally give talks. Maybe i should switch job and become his apprentice. :-D Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...
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I think it's good feng-shui that your mate moved. But you, obviously, should move by 50cm too, as I can feel plenty of bad ennergy (anger) surrounding you :laugh: Hell man, who cares! Don't you know about politely ignoring others oddities as long as they don't, finally, hurt you in anyway? That's a very prized survival traits in today's modern & crowded cities! Hell, even though I'm surrounded by fervent Christian since I arrived Australia, I haven't fight anyone yet! (for the record, I despise any kind of religion, exceopt as folklore stuff).
Super Lloyd wrote: But you, obviously, should move by 50cm too, as I can feel plenty of bad ennergy (anger) surrounding you LOL yeah :laugh: :laugh: It's a good thing you don't know croatian language, for you'd see alot more anger in my columns:cool: Now seriously, I'm not angry at anyone, but I'm surprised by the fact that some people actually believe in this....stuff (damn PG rating:laugh: ) Wait, gotta move 50cm LEFT:cool::laugh: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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T1TAN wrote: What do you guys think?? Sounds like money well spent. You got a laugh out of it, the boss kept his wife happy and some 'guru' got paid. :-D I just wish I could make money that easily :-D Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
Now look what you've done, now I regret I haven't thought of that and got paid instead of this guy..:laugh: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
T1TAN wrote: Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space I go :rolleyes: when people start to explain supernatural stuff by "energy" or a "field". You should aproach this more practial: wifey brings her guru wifey happy boss gets *blink* a sweet thank you kiss boss happy Ask for perks! Of course, it might also run differently wifey brings her guru employee calls guru shEEt guru sad wifey mad boss gets *blink* "no kiss for the next five weeks" boss frustrated no raise for you! ;)
Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering.
aber.. "Wie gesagt, der Scheiss is' Therapie"
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Michael P Butler wrote: I just wish I could make money that easily And probably a lot. We have a geomancer here who is quite famous and occasionally give talks. Maybe i should switch job and become his apprentice. :-D Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...
Weiye Chen wrote: geomancer Errrr..geomancer..that's like..a feng shui guy??:confused: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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T1TAN wrote: Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space I go :rolleyes: when people start to explain supernatural stuff by "energy" or a "field". You should aproach this more practial: wifey brings her guru wifey happy boss gets *blink* a sweet thank you kiss boss happy Ask for perks! Of course, it might also run differently wifey brings her guru employee calls guru shEEt guru sad wifey mad boss gets *blink* "no kiss for the next five weeks" boss frustrated no raise for you! ;)
Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering.
aber.. "Wie gesagt, der Scheiss is' Therapie"
boost your code || Fold With Us! || sighist | doxygenROTFLMAO:laugh::laugh::laugh: peterchen wrote: wifey brings her guru employee calls guru shEEt guru sad wifey mad boss gets *blink* "no kiss for the next five weeks" boss frustrated no raise for you! Just great, thx for making me laugh:cool: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
Perhaps you should start looking for a new job, before it really gets out of hand. :)
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
Did he "feel the space" in the mens/ladies room too? After all, it's where I do my best thinking! :-D RageInTheMachine9532 "...a pungent, ghastly, stinky piece of cheese!" -- The Roaming Gnome
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Perhaps you should start looking for a new job, before it really gets out of hand. :)
Hmm... I'd start looking for a job as a space-feeler, as soon as things get out of hand. It might be a new business, the mystic energy bubble following the new economy bubble. Showing off and telling people to move a few centimeters cannot be too complicated. :cool: _________________________________ Please inform me about my English mistakes, as I'm still trying to learn your language!
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Did he "feel the space" in the mens/ladies room too? After all, it's where I do my best thinking! :-D RageInTheMachine9532 "...a pungent, ghastly, stinky piece of cheese!" -- The Roaming Gnome
Don't we all :cool: I'd like to see him do that: - "Hmmm..I see..if you put this thing here insead of here, you'll wash your hands much, much better. And if you put this here you'll be more regular at..err..thingie.." - "What thingie??" - "You know... thingie..." ref: Monty Python, "The Meaning Of Life" --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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Michael P Butler wrote: I just wish I could make money that easily And probably a lot. We have a geomancer here who is quite famous and occasionally give talks. Maybe i should switch job and become his apprentice. :-D Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...
I have always wondered if it would be possible to write code so that feng shui could arrange memory allocations and disk space etc. Regardz Colin J Davies The most LinkedIn CPian (that I know of anyhow) :-)
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
T1TAN wrote: then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task. I wouldn't if I were you - you don't want to know what parts of you he has to separate by hand to work that out. X|
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Hmm... I'd start looking for a job as a space-feeler, as soon as things get out of hand. It might be a new business, the mystic energy bubble following the new economy bubble. Showing off and telling people to move a few centimeters cannot be too complicated. :cool: _________________________________ Please inform me about my English mistakes, as I'm still trying to learn your language!
True :) Wait! That must be it! I'll start working as a programming feng shui grandmaster:doh:. I'll just go around and say things like: No, you must move this function above this one or you and your app will not feel alright. M'kay? Rename this variable and remove this declaration and your code will be in perfect harmony, no negative energy in your code shalt exist.:rolleyes: And I am pretty sure I'd find someone who would actually pay me to do that:omg::cool: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I recently got a job in a company established 15 years ago, well established and well known among its customers, as in: a very serious company. But today, our boss (err..actually his wife:^)) decided to bring this guy that can 'feel the space' (I'm not impressed:|) So, he was waving around with a metal thing attached to another metal thing (now I'm totaly not impressed:|), and actually feeling that increadible space around us (like, we can't feel it, only the chosen can:wtf:). I wonder now as I have wondered then, would he feel the space around my clenched fist breaking through him. Right..but that's not all. His method of testing whether one's workspace was good or not was trying to separate two fingers. Yes, separating two fingers. You place your thumb against your pointing finger and he tries to separate them. If he succeedes, you're full of energy and your workspace is just fine. If not, well, you gotta move. Now I was wandering, will he EVER find a man whose fingers he will not be able to separate with his two hands. That man will be called The Terminator. X| So, that test depends on whether he will decide to separate your fingers or just leave you be.:zzz: I told the guy straight away that I don't quite believe in that shEEt, so he did not separate my fingers (man, I'm full of energy:omg: ) But, my buddy next to me has to move. About 50cm to the right. My God, THAT will improve his life dearly. Just for the refference, I do believe in supernatural things, things we cannot explain, but if this guy can feel the space..then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task.:doh: What do you guys think?? --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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T1TAN wrote: then I oughta ask him to tell me which toilet seat is better for me, for I do not know, in my spatial ignorance, which one is appropriate for the task. I wouldn't if I were you - you don't want to know what parts of you he has to separate by hand to work that out. X|
Heavens, you're right, I give up on that :~ :laugh: :laugh: --- http://sprdsoft.cmar-net.org - We Sprd You Softly Our site features contents and several images. Better check it out before the site grows even dumber.
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I have always wondered if it would be possible to write code so that feng shui could arrange memory allocations and disk space etc. Regardz Colin J Davies The most LinkedIn CPian (that I know of anyhow) :-)
Feng shou with memory allocation is easy. Same program: all together. different program: as far as possible. :laugh: Silver at last!!