Blonde Jokes
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-- Blonde's Legs What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money! -- Blonde's Vocabulary What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No. -- Blonde...Faxes How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
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-- Blonde's Legs What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money! -- Blonde's Vocabulary What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No. -- Blonde...Faxes How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer? A: Whiteout on the monitor. -- Paul "I drank... WHAT?"
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-- Blonde's Legs What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money! -- Blonde's Vocabulary What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No. -- Blonde...Faxes How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
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-- Blonde's Legs What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money! -- Blonde's Vocabulary What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No. -- Blonde...Faxes How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
Q: What do you get when you stand five blondes side by side? A: A wind tunnel. -------------- Q: What do you get when you tie five blondes together and throw them into a pool? A: An air pocket. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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-- Blonde's Legs What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money! -- Blonde's Vocabulary What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No. -- Blonde...Faxes How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
-- Blonderrific Hair! Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! -- Blondes and Cops One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it."
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-- Blonderrific Hair! Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! -- Blondes and Cops One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it."
LOL The second one was hilarious :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
