This is too funny!
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Juvenile of me but I ran the usual questions past Sisa :) Paul: Undress for me Sisa. Sisa: I am not doing that! I shall be keeping all of my clothes on for the rest of this conversataion. Surely you must have a question about our latest range of mobile communication products instead? Paul: Do you come with vibrate? Sisa: Sorry I didn't quite understand you there. I will make a note of your question so I can hopefully give you an answer the next time round! I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... :(( regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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She has a nice parser. To bad someone didn't use the technology for something useful, like a Virtual Cyber-Anime Humpatorium. With VR and force feedback, someone could charge 1 - 2 dollars a minute for the "service".
That's just brilliant... ! Ahh if only there was the time...
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From dictionary.com
nem·e·sis (nm-ss)
n. pl. nem·e·ses (-sz)
A source of harm or ruin: Uncritical trust is my nemesis.
Retributive justice in its execution or outcome: To follow the proposed course of action is to invite nemesis.
An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
One that inflicts retribution or vengeance.
Nemesis Greek Mythology. The goddess of retributive justice or vengeance.They must be seeking revenge for all the porn I look at while I'm at work. James Spibey I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it - Jeff, Coupling, BBC2
I prefer the definition in the movie 'Snatch'. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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I asked her the following: Q: "How big are your mammary glands?" A: "Please, do not lower the tone of this conversation! Why don't you ask me some questions about our latest range of communication devices instead?" Q: "Do you like to swallow?" A: "To tell you the truth I have't really made up my mind yet." I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe :laugh:
Me : How do you like your eggs? Sisa : I have to admit that I love fast food. Pizzas, pasta, burgers - as long as it's quick then I'll eat it. I have to admit I'm a terrible cook. I have just never had the time to learn. Me : Kiss Me! Sisa : I'm afraid I can't help you there. At best I would be able to give you a virtual kiss but I'm not going to Me : Marry Me Sisa : I'm going to have to say no. Me : Do I make you horny baby? Sisa : Well if that's what makes you happy. Me : What are you wearing? Sisa : You can see what I'm wearing from my pictures here. Me : Will you sleep with me? Sisa : To be quite honest with you I'd rather talk about the phones. I suppose I should get back to work..... :P Senior Test Engineer GLI Australia www.gli.com.au
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It's called jetlag. :) cheers, Chris Maunder
:-) Oh, didnt think of that Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Paul Watson wrote: I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I never knew there was a science to chatting with a collection of 0s and 1s ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge