Words are fine but...
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Hey Paul, I did those t-shirts. What will you charge me for four of them 9and what do they say on the front)? "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Hey Paul, I did those t-shirts. What will you charge me for four of them 9and what do they say on the front)? lol man this day gets weirder and weirder :-D Front Heart area:
Bluegrass (our logo style)
London - Cape TownOn the right hand sleave at the bottom:
Microsoft
Certified PartnerNot your average bluegrass band :-D They are really our company shirts though. We got a golf shirt style and also just a normal t-shirt style. We did a website for a shirt maker and we then subsequently got some good rates from them for small orders on shirts. I don't know the exact figure but they came out to, shirt and embroidery included, about R90 (USD$6.9 ) a shirt. The problem is that if the shirts arent for us then they take a minimum order of about 5000 shirts. Just a tip but if you want shirts then try CafePress. You can design the shirt (or I can help out if you want) and then setup a free online store. You can order your own shirts at cost price (about USD$16 I think). I made some of my own shirts for the heck of it and it was really easy. (hey Chris, if you read this then note that CafePress seem to be using ASP.NET now. All their pages are .aspx files :-D wOOt!) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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sometimes it is nice to actually see a photo of where we all work and what we look like. So here is a back shot of me in the "management" office. As you can see I am, patriotically, reading something on CodeProject. Also as the evidence proves I am clutching a cup of coffee in my left hand. *twitch* need caffeine. Also here is a shot of our management team in front of the chopper we went up in as part of the office christmas party day. I am second from the left (guy with glasses and a goofy hair "style".) I want to see some of you actually working and in your offices. * excuse the quality of the photos. I see now why APS is not such a good format and also I decided to keep the size of the images down with a bit of JPEG compression. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Okay, I probably shouldn't do this, but ... (not intended for young viewers :) ) http://members.home.net/chrismeech/Cottage/ChrisOnDeck.jpg This isn't me at work, but rather when I get away from work. I especialy like to relax with an amber beauty and a cigar. My cottage provides the perfect location for just those activities. Chris Meech
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sometimes it is nice to actually see a photo of where we all work and what we look like. So here is a back shot of me in the "management" office. As you can see I am, patriotically, reading something on CodeProject. Also as the evidence proves I am clutching a cup of coffee in my left hand. *twitch* need caffeine. Also here is a shot of our management team in front of the chopper we went up in as part of the office christmas party day. I am second from the left (guy with glasses and a goofy hair "style".) I want to see some of you actually working and in your offices. * excuse the quality of the photos. I see now why APS is not such a good format and also I decided to keep the size of the images down with a bit of JPEG compression. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Pics of me: Me (Navy) 1975 Me (Navy, at sea) 1977 Me (opinion of mom's cooking) 1990 Me (redneck) 1992 Me with new Harley (1994) Me on Harley (new paint)(1996) Me (sister's wedding) 1997 Me (stockcar racing) 1998 Me (archery) 1998 Me (archery again) 1998 Me and brother (Karaoke) 1998 Me (stockcar racing again) 1999 Me and Kathy (wife) 1999 Dogs (Bailey) 2001 Dogs (Molly) 2001 Dogs (J.D.) 2001 My system at home (fairly old picture - 1996?) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Okay, I probably shouldn't do this, but ... (not intended for young viewers :) ) http://members.home.net/chrismeech/Cottage/ChrisOnDeck.jpg This isn't me at work, but rather when I get away from work. I especialy like to relax with an amber beauty and a cigar. My cottage provides the perfect location for just those activities. Chris Meech
Can anybody else view the image fully? When I view it it only downloads half the pic and then IE says "done". Which is obviously wrong. I have seen this happen on other sites too, not a lot but more than enough to irritate me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Pics of me: Me (Navy) 1975 Me (Navy, at sea) 1977 Me (opinion of mom's cooking) 1990 Me (redneck) 1992 Me with new Harley (1994) Me on Harley (new paint)(1996) Me (sister's wedding) 1997 Me (stockcar racing) 1998 Me (archery) 1998 Me (archery again) 1998 Me and brother (Karaoke) 1998 Me (stockcar racing again) 1999 Me and Kathy (wife) 1999 Dogs (Bailey) 2001 Dogs (Molly) 2001 Dogs (J.D.) 2001 My system at home (fairly old picture - 1996?) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Whenever I see a pic of you I cannot believe it. That mild mannered looking guy cannot be John Simmons. Just not possible. You look like a god fearing, church going, fete running, pta heading goody two shoes. Yet you certainly are not that from your words! :-D Just MHO. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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sometimes it is nice to actually see a photo of where we all work and what we look like. So here is a back shot of me in the "management" office. As you can see I am, patriotically, reading something on CodeProject. Also as the evidence proves I am clutching a cup of coffee in my left hand. *twitch* need caffeine. Also here is a shot of our management team in front of the chopper we went up in as part of the office christmas party day. I am second from the left (guy with glasses and a goofy hair "style".) I want to see some of you actually working and in your offices. * excuse the quality of the photos. I see now why APS is not such a good format and also I decided to keep the size of the images down with a bit of JPEG compression. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Ok, well this is me, albeit a few (read: too many to remember) years back. Weeee. If anyone really gives a crap, I'll post more when I have 'em. J
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Can anybody else view the image fully? When I view it it only downloads half the pic and then IE says "done". Which is obviously wrong. I have seen this happen on other sites too, not a lot but more than enough to irritate me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Unfortunately I got it all :eek: Roger Allen aka RIGamortis
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Can anybody else view the image fully? When I view it it only downloads half the pic and then IE says "done". Which is obviously wrong. I have seen this happen on other sites too, not a lot but more than enough to irritate me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
You wouldn't be running the MS Censor addin for IE would you. ;P After all it is a bare chested shot. You might also try to FTP the file and then view it locally. I'll have to put up some Christmas shots next week. Everyone can have a good laugh at some of those. Chris
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Whenever I see a pic of you I cannot believe it. That mild mannered looking guy cannot be John Simmons. Just not possible. You look like a god fearing, church going, fete running, pta heading goody two shoes. Yet you certainly are not that from your words! :-D Just MHO. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
I've always looked like a goody-two-shoes. If I can find them, I'll scan some pics of me when I was in school (almost 30 years ago!). "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Ok, well this is me, albeit a few (read: too many to remember) years back. Weeee. If anyone really gives a crap, I'll post more when I have 'em. J
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Pics of me: Me (Navy) 1975 Me (Navy, at sea) 1977 Me (opinion of mom's cooking) 1990 Me (redneck) 1992 Me with new Harley (1994) Me on Harley (new paint)(1996) Me (sister's wedding) 1997 Me (stockcar racing) 1998 Me (archery) 1998 Me (archery again) 1998 Me and brother (Karaoke) 1998 Me (stockcar racing again) 1999 Me and Kathy (wife) 1999 Dogs (Bailey) 2001 Dogs (Molly) 2001 Dogs (J.D.) 2001 My system at home (fairly old picture - 1996?) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Sheeee-it John, that's a nice bow. I'm dying to find a local range where I can get back to it. Haven't shot much since I forced our school team into second place in the provincial finals... I'm sure they would have placed first if I had have kept my arrows on my target. :P And those are gorgeous goldens. :) We lost ours about a year ago, and I miss her a tonne. Got a kid on the way, so as soon as that gets worked out, I'm bringin home a golden puppy. J
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Ok, well this is me, albeit a few (read: too many to remember) years back. Weeee. If anyone really gives a crap, I'll post more when I have 'em. J
Jamie Hale wrote: Ok, well this is me, albeit a few (read: too many to remember) years back Woah, remind me not to pretend to be a computer and annoy you... :-D As John says, scary dude! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Sheeee-it John, that's a nice bow. I'm dying to find a local range where I can get back to it. Haven't shot much since I forced our school team into second place in the provincial finals... I'm sure they would have placed first if I had have kept my arrows on my target. :P And those are gorgeous goldens. :) We lost ours about a year ago, and I miss her a tonne. Got a kid on the way, so as soon as that gets worked out, I'm bringin home a golden puppy. J
That's a Hoyt Mystic Meridian with stock cams. Pull is currently about 55 pounds, and I'm shooting Easton carbons with the smallest flights I can get. The sight and arrow rest cost me almost $400, and I use a Stanislawski release. I started out shooting at single-spot targets but I was ruining a LOT of arrows (I still have my first robin-hood set). After destroying a dozen or so arrows shooting robin-hoods, I started shooting at 5-spot targets. I got bored with that and set up a flower vase in fron of the target back with freshly cut flowers, and started shooting at the bees that came for the nectar. A lot of bees have died in my back yard with an arrow lodged firmly up their sphincters. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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That's a Hoyt Mystic Meridian with stock cams. Pull is currently about 55 pounds, and I'm shooting Easton carbons with the smallest flights I can get. The sight and arrow rest cost me almost $400, and I use a Stanislawski release. I started out shooting at single-spot targets but I was ruining a LOT of arrows (I still have my first robin-hood set). After destroying a dozen or so arrows shooting robin-hoods, I started shooting at 5-spot targets. I got bored with that and set up a flower vase in fron of the target back with freshly cut flowers, and started shooting at the bees that came for the nectar. A lot of bees have died in my back yard with an arrow lodged firmly up their sphincters. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Hmmm. Mine's a green fibreglass recurve with hockey tape holding the $4 sight on, and a $3 stick-on arrow-rest. I use the custom Hale release (3-finger). I started out shooting pyramids of pop-cans but I was ruining a LOT of pop-cans. I progressed to garbage cans, power transformers and large stuffed animals (Big Bird put up a good fight, but couldn't stuff his innards back in as fast as I was spilling them). Seriously, though. Nicest bow I ever saw was my coach's. Olympic style non-composite. Just nice moulded wooden grip, and a single balancing thingy out the front. He wasn't a great shot, but he made it look like an art. J
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sometimes it is nice to actually see a photo of where we all work and what we look like. So here is a back shot of me in the "management" office. As you can see I am, patriotically, reading something on CodeProject. Also as the evidence proves I am clutching a cup of coffee in my left hand. *twitch* need caffeine. Also here is a shot of our management team in front of the chopper we went up in as part of the office christmas party day. I am second from the left (guy with glasses and a goofy hair "style".) I want to see some of you actually working and in your offices. * excuse the quality of the photos. I see now why APS is not such a good format and also I decided to keep the size of the images down with a bit of JPEG compression. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Hey, we have 5 webcams in our office (just for fun, really). It's rather cool to have them. Like a virus, we infected several customers of us with the webcam-virus, too. Now they have webcams all over their desks, too :-) -- See me: www.magerquark.de
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****Christian Graus wrote: You've inspired me now - I have video footage of our work place, which I can transfer to PC via Firewire. Are there any sites you can recommend to get free web hosting of some images ? Then you can mock me back Well I won't host any video footage (our hosting tech guy would murder me :-D) but if you want I can put up some pictures for you. Just email them to me and I will give you the URL*. Try to keep each picture below a few hundred k (mine were 60k or thereabouts.) *everyone please dont suddenly start emailing me all sorts of pictures and expecting them to be uploaded. only relevant pics pls :) ****Christian Graus wrote: That describes everyone in that picture.... hehe, I was waiting for that reply. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Having looked at the two pictures, I have come to the conclusion that you are *not* a bonifidi developer for the following reasons: 1. Your desk is too tidy. 2. There is a MAC on your desk. 3. You are doing something mildly related to programming. (i.e. this site) :-D There are some pictures of me on the net under the news section on our compant web site. They are of us at our annual tug of war competition in the village where we work, so if your interested take a look at http://www.sirius-analytical.com/news3.htm Roger Allen Using his mates account while his computer is repaired :((
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Can anybody else view the image fully? When I view it it only downloads half the pic and then IE says "done". Which is obviously wrong. I have seen this happen on other sites too, not a lot but more than enough to irritate me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Paul Watson wrote: *hangs head in shame* Yes, you should be shamed! Do something about it now! Make a mess! Not that kind of mess! I mean a paper notes one! :laugh: Paul Watson wrote: a bad habit I have picked up form having lots of clients around Having clients (in my case visiting chemists etc) around does not cause my desk to be made tidy. The other day the company director confiscated my squeeze gun ammo until I cleaned up my desk (about 4 weeks ago). I have yet to get it back! :(( Bullying and coersion does not work on me....:-D Paul Watson wrote: I am a web developer I can just about get 1 line of HTML to work, let alone a web site. If you enjoy doing it, good for you. Paul Watson wrote: developers do not willingly subjugate themselves to any form of physical exertion Sorry to tell you, but I break the mold on this one. I am addicted to exercise! I go running at lunch times; I go circuit training; I run marathons*1; I swim*2; I even shower afterwards*3 Paul Watson wrote: a developer would play tug of war online with a sumo wrestler in an internet cafe in japan And he would win, by any means possible.... Roger Allen aka RIGamortis on his mates account. *1 I have only done one so far, and have been turned away from 4 as they were full :(( *2 Its more of a sink at times *3 Only sometimes :laugh:
Rick Dangerous wrote: Roger Allen aka RIGamortis on his mates account. Why don't you just sign out of your mate's account and sign in as yourself? Then when you're done, sign yourself out and let him sign himself back in. Jon Sagara "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain.
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Rick Dangerous wrote: Roger Allen aka RIGamortis on his mates account. Why don't you just sign out of your mate's account and sign in as yourself? Then when you're done, sign yourself out and let him sign himself back in. Jon Sagara "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain.
Ah, Jon, if he did that then we wouldn't know if Roger was Rick or Rick was Roger. Wait a sec. Is Roger, Roger or is Rick, Rick? Oh, man. I'm outta here. Chris PS. Does anybody remember that Leslie Neilson movie Airplane where the pilot asked, "Give me a vector, Victor".