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has anyone beet my 34 key press windows crash?

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  • P Phil Martin

    I definitely have a quicker way. if the case is open: 1) Pull your video card half out or 2) Jab a soldering iron randomly on the motherboard or 3) Pour salt water all over your motherboard. If the case is not open: start a command prompt cd \ copy and paste for /r %i in (.) do for /r %j in (.) do start notepad

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    Lost User
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    what are you tal;king about that is 59 key presses. hit next and pray

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      what are you tal;king about that is 59 key presses. hit next and pray

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      Phil Martin
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      What are YOU talking about!?!? For option 1 2 and 3, its NO keypresses, and for option 4 its only 6 keypresses and a few mouse clicks. Everyone knows that jabbing youir computer with a soldering iron is the quickest and most effective way. How about you try doing it that way, and I'll try your way, and see who does it quicker?

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        not that it is usefull but I can iricoverably crash windows with 34 key presses, lol, has anyone found a faster way? Mine is... start+r cmd enter edit enter start r enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x r enter the race is on:-> edit: fixed it hit next and pray -- modified at 22:42 Tuesday 8th November, 2005

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        Super Lloyd
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        Ho, I see.... You just found a quick way to spawn exponentially an endless number of process.... I don't know if it will crahs my computer but, as it becames less an less responsive I just rebooted it....

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          not that it is usefull but I can iricoverably crash windows with 34 key presses, lol, has anyone found a faster way? Mine is... start+r cmd enter edit enter start r enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x r enter the race is on:-> edit: fixed it hit next and pray -- modified at 22:42 Tuesday 8th November, 2005

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          Andres Manggini
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          Check that code once again :)

          Timothy the lion wrote:

          enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x b

          Andres Manggini. Buenos Aires - Argentina.

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            Ho, I see.... You just found a quick way to spawn exponentially an endless number of process.... I don't know if it will crahs my computer but, as it becames less an less responsive I just rebooted it....

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            there is no way to stop it because you can't ende the task hit next and pray

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            • P Phil Martin

              What are YOU talking about!?!? For option 1 2 and 3, its NO keypresses, and for option 4 its only 6 keypresses and a few mouse clicks. Everyone knows that jabbing youir computer with a soldering iron is the quickest and most effective way. How about you try doing it that way, and I'll try your way, and see who does it quicker?

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              Lost User
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              it takes quite a few mouse clicks to open this web site. Im taulking about like walking into the library and slaming a few keys and walking away that sorta thing. hit next and pray

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                there is no way to stop it because you can't ende the task hit next and pray

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                Super Lloyd
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                I mean it's not specific to Windows, I'm sure a script similar to the following will bring down an OSX... == crash.sh == #!/bin/sh crash.sh & crash.sh ============== Anyway my computer might not have crashed, if I had let it run it might have simply reach the maximum number of process and stop 'gracefully' (although when not even a new text box could be opened, I wonder what gracefully means...)

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                • A Andres Manggini

                  Check that code once again :)

                  Timothy the lion wrote:

                  enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x b

                  Andres Manggini. Buenos Aires - Argentina.

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                  Lost User
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                  I type fast and think slow what more can I say. hit next and pray

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                  • S Super Lloyd

                    I mean it's not specific to Windows, I'm sure a script similar to the following will bring down an OSX... == crash.sh == #!/bin/sh crash.sh & crash.sh ============== Anyway my computer might not have crashed, if I had let it run it might have simply reach the maximum number of process and stop 'gracefully' (although when not even a new text box could be opened, I wonder what gracefully means...)

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                    I'm not a mac fan I just like showin my skill in my own habitat once in a while hit next and pray

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                    • A Andres Manggini

                      Check that code once again :)

                      Timothy the lion wrote:

                      enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x b

                      Andres Manggini. Buenos Aires - Argentina.

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                      Super Lloyd
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                      he just explain himself very badly :laugh: what he means (upper case stand for keys): WINDOWS + R "cmd" ENTER "edit" ENTER "start r" ENTER "r" ENTER ALT + F + S "r.bat" ENTER ALT + F + X "r" ENTER

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                        I'm not a mac fan I just like showin my skill in my own habitat once in a while hit next and pray

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                        Timothy the lion wrote:

                        I'm not a mac fan I just like showin my skill in my own habitat once in a while

                        we are all in awe of your amazing skills Why do you make the effort to type the ' in I'm but not the g in showing?

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                        • L Lost User

                          Timothy the lion wrote:

                          I'm not a mac fan I just like showin my skill in my own habitat once in a while

                          we are all in awe of your amazing skills Why do you make the effort to type the ' in I'm but not the g in showing?

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                          I don't know... is it posible to be bipolar when it comes to willingness to expend efort? hit next and pray

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                          • P Phil Martin

                            What are YOU talking about!?!? For option 1 2 and 3, its NO keypresses, and for option 4 its only 6 keypresses and a few mouse clicks. Everyone knows that jabbing youir computer with a soldering iron is the quickest and most effective way. How about you try doing it that way, and I'll try your way, and see who does it quicker?

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                            Adam Wimsatt
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                            pmartin wrote:

                            Everyone knows that jabbing youir computer with a soldering iron is the quickest and most effective way.

                            I believe switching the power supply to the wrong voltage setting for the power outlet it is plugged into and turning the machine on is a lot faster than opening the case.


                            Exactly what the Dr. ordered... except I'm not a Dr. and technically I didn't order it.

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                              What are YOU talking about!?!? For option 1 2 and 3, its NO keypresses, and for option 4 its only 6 keypresses and a few mouse clicks. Everyone knows that jabbing youir computer with a soldering iron is the quickest and most effective way. How about you try doing it that way, and I'll try your way, and see who does it quicker?

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                              S Douglas
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                              pmartin wrote:

                              and see who does it quicker?

                              One word. Sledgehammer My way happens to be more enjoyable… ;)


                              DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack.

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                                pmartin wrote:

                                and see who does it quicker?

                                One word. Sledgehammer My way happens to be more enjoyable… ;)


                                DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack.

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                                Roger Wright
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                                sfdougl wrote:

                                My way happens to be more enjoyable…

                                Have you tried an AK-47?:-O "...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9

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                                  sfdougl wrote:

                                  My way happens to be more enjoyable…

                                  Have you tried an AK-47?:-O "...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9

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                                  Aamir Butt
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                                  Or a Stinger Missile :->.... ummm ok leave it :~ Aamir

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                                    sfdougl wrote:

                                    My way happens to be more enjoyable…

                                    Have you tried an AK-47?:-O "...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9

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                                    S Douglas
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                                    Roger Wright wrote:

                                    Have you tried an AK-47?

                                    Sadly I don’t have an AK; I do however have a couple of hunting rifles (Ideas abound). :cool: But my selection of hammers and sledgehammers is far greater. Besides I'm always on the look out for a good work out. Hmm, oh oh I know, how about an Abrams Tank? Really cause the computer harm, in many different interesting ways. :-D


                                    DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      not that it is usefull but I can iricoverably crash windows with 34 key presses, lol, has anyone found a faster way? Mine is... start+r cmd enter edit enter start r enter r alt+f+s r.bat enter alt+f+x r enter the race is on:-> edit: fixed it hit next and pray -- modified at 22:42 Tuesday 8th November, 2005

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                                      Steve Mayfield
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                                      start+r cmd enter copy con r.bat enter r enter ctrl-z r enter Steve

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                                        start+r cmd enter copy con r.bat enter r enter ctrl-z r enter Steve

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                                        for me it just stops at copy con r.bat hit next and pray

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                                          for me it just stops at copy con r.bat hit next and pray

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                                          Steve Mayfield
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                                          start+r cmd enter copy con r.bat enter r enter ctrl-z enter r enter forgot an enter :-O Steve

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