Roll Call,...
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My patent-pending algorithm for chatting up women. Watch and learn
do
{
if((BirdHasBlondeHair && BirdHasNiceJigglyShirtPotatoes) || BeersConsumed >= 1)
{
StartSalivating();
GenerateDodgyChatupLine();
GetRejected();
AssumeWomanIsLesbian();
AskIfICanWatch();
GetSlappedInFace();
GoDownThePubWithMates();
}
}while(ICanGetAwayWithIt);I'm glad I'm not a woman ;) James Spibey I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it - Jeff, Coupling, BBC2
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I :rolleyes: @ the outlaw programmer. I was flattered at first. Thank you. However, Nish's comment last night about the gender filter....well it struck me funny at first, but if he's not joking then I find that a little creepy :eek: I was going to post a reply to it last night, but our ISP service shut down (scheduled shut down, but I forgot about it), and this morning so many other topics pushed it away. I read some of the replies he got, and what I wanted to say was basically conveyed. So I didn't bother posting. "No one knows what power lies yet undeveloped in that wiry system of mine." Ada Lovelace 1815-1852
qomi wrote: but if he's not joking then I find that a little creepy I think we all assume that he was joking, and trust that it is so. So far all of the folks I have met here seem to be relatively decent people, Nish included. But keep in mind that we are crossing cultures here, and mores differ - what may sound harmless and perfectly acceptable at home could be interpreted as a reprehensible comment by others. That's one of the great things we have to gain from this site, a bit of education about a world larger than we're accustomed to. But learning is, at best, a hit and miss thing, and most of us learn best from mistakes. Be patient... we're learning. And making mistakes as we go... ho hum:) BTW, you are a very lovely young woman, and I thank you for sharing your picture with us. It is nice to have a visual in mind when writing to him/her. I wish you luck in your ventures, and am grateful to have gotten to know you a wee bit. Women and children first. Any society based upon any lesser rule is doomed to collapse...
