Thinking (wo)mans joke
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
I think, therefore I am. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $4. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customershave paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The nextguy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
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I think, therefore I am. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: I think, therefore I am. What a Clue to give. Way to go maaan..It went thru' the tiny hole in my brain.. I thunk n thunk n thunk n remained 16 bit... Atul nosig is the way to go
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A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $4. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customershave paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The nextguy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." LOL! :-D Simon ...doesn't like apple crumble much. Sonork ID 100.10024
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I think, therefore I am. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
< Nish was here, now Nish has gone; There must be a runtime error in your exit routine Nish, you are still here... ;) < He left his soul, to turn you on; That is just freaky. < Those who knew Nish, knew him well; How well do you really know someone? < Those who didn't, can go to hell. I think you went through the whole gamut of human emotion while writing your sig Nish. From turning people on to telling them to go to hell.. really! Maybe < Those who didn't, can read my bio well would be more appropriate :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
LOL :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
A man comes home after learning he'd been fired after 20 years of service. After a few hours of drinking everything he has at home he wanders (walking) to the local bar. He walks straight up the bar and says, " Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, get yourself a drink, pour me a drink, and give me the tab." The bartender obliges and turns to the man and says, "That'll be $200". The man replies with a shrug, " I don't have any money." Furious, the bartender slaps the man around a bit and throws him out of the bar. The next night, having gotten into a stupor again, he goes back to the same bar and says, " Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, get yourself a drink, pour me a drink, and give me the tab." The bartender, wary, but thinking that the guy wouldn't pull the same stunt obliges and again asks for the $200. The man again replies, "I don't have any money," to achieve the same effect of getting beat up and thrown out of the bar. The next night, the man comes back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, pour everyone in the house a drink, pour me a drink, and give me the tab." The bartender looks at him and asks, "What, aren't you going to buy me a drink, too?" The man looks up and the bartender and says, "Oh, no, You get angry when you drink." From an internal company e-mail November, 2001 -- "Would the person who stole the ethics training manual from the class last Friday please return it."
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Descartes walks into a pub and orders a whisky. When he's finished, he orders another. As he's about to finish this one, the barman asks "would you like another?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanishes:-O Paresh Solanki You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel
Excellent!!! Imbibo, ergo suum - Remy Martin