The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive
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- If anything can go wrong, Fix It ! ( To hell with murphy ) 2) When given a choice - Take Both 3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes 4) Start at the top and work your way up 5) Do it by the book .. but be the author 6) When forced to compromise, ask for more 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them 8) If its worth doing, its got to be done right now 9) If you cant win, change the rules 10) If you cant change the rules, ignore them 11) Perfection is not optional 12) When faced without a challenge, make one 13) "No" simply means begin again at one level higher 14) Dont walk when you can run 15) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary 16) When in doubt: THINK ! 17) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 18) The squeaky wheel gets replaced 19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. I find #15 and #17 particulary true :-)
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- If anything can go wrong, Fix It ! ( To hell with murphy ) 2) When given a choice - Take Both 3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes 4) Start at the top and work your way up 5) Do it by the book .. but be the author 6) When forced to compromise, ask for more 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them 8) If its worth doing, its got to be done right now 9) If you cant win, change the rules 10) If you cant change the rules, ignore them 11) Perfection is not optional 12) When faced without a challenge, make one 13) "No" simply means begin again at one level higher 14) Dont walk when you can run 15) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary 16) When in doubt: THINK ! 17) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 18) The squeaky wheel gets replaced 19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. I find #15 and #17 particulary true :-)
David Patrick wrote: 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them LOL! Hey that reminds me, i've seen no JOTD for at least, well a day now. Simon It's one for you, nineteen for me Sonork ID 100.10024
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- If anything can go wrong, Fix It ! ( To hell with murphy ) 2) When given a choice - Take Both 3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes 4) Start at the top and work your way up 5) Do it by the book .. but be the author 6) When forced to compromise, ask for more 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them 8) If its worth doing, its got to be done right now 9) If you cant win, change the rules 10) If you cant change the rules, ignore them 11) Perfection is not optional 12) When faced without a challenge, make one 13) "No" simply means begin again at one level higher 14) Dont walk when you can run 15) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary 16) When in doubt: THINK ! 17) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 18) The squeaky wheel gets replaced 19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. I find #15 and #17 particulary true :-)
The ones I liked were: #5, #13, #17, #18, #19 (hey, theory of relativity in that one, right?) Good list David :-D Not that I am an obsessive compulsive, ok? Kapiche? Verstaan my? Understand pal? Damnit reply already! :rolleyes: regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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The ones I liked were: #5, #13, #17, #18, #19 (hey, theory of relativity in that one, right?) Good list David :-D Not that I am an obsessive compulsive, ok? Kapiche? Verstaan my? Understand pal? Damnit reply already! :rolleyes: regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: The ones I liked were: #5, #13, #17, #18, #19 (hey, theory of relativity in that one, right?) Yup, but there'd be no point because your perception of that time would be no different. Simon It's one for you, nineteen for me Sonork ID 100.10024
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David Patrick wrote: 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them LOL! Hey that reminds me, i've seen no JOTD for at least, well a day now. Simon It's one for you, nineteen for me Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: Hey that reminds me, i've seen no JOTD for at least, well a day now. *groans* did you have to remind whoever is going to suddenly go post a JOTD now? Ek is gatvol van heirdie joke! :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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- If anything can go wrong, Fix It ! ( To hell with murphy ) 2) When given a choice - Take Both 3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes 4) Start at the top and work your way up 5) Do it by the book .. but be the author 6) When forced to compromise, ask for more 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them 8) If its worth doing, its got to be done right now 9) If you cant win, change the rules 10) If you cant change the rules, ignore them 11) Perfection is not optional 12) When faced without a challenge, make one 13) "No" simply means begin again at one level higher 14) Dont walk when you can run 15) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary 16) When in doubt: THINK ! 17) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 18) The squeaky wheel gets replaced 19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. I find #15 and #17 particulary true :-)
Good ones. But I find this puzzling that there are 19 of them. The guy who composed this didnt even attempt to nake it 20 for a round figure. That says a lot for his attitude. He didnt get one more, so he stopped. Lesser men might have made up some dummy 20th one. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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- If anything can go wrong, Fix It ! ( To hell with murphy ) 2) When given a choice - Take Both 3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes 4) Start at the top and work your way up 5) Do it by the book .. but be the author 6) When forced to compromise, ask for more 7) If you cant beat them, join them, then beat them 8) If its worth doing, its got to be done right now 9) If you cant win, change the rules 10) If you cant change the rules, ignore them 11) Perfection is not optional 12) When faced without a challenge, make one 13) "No" simply means begin again at one level higher 14) Dont walk when you can run 15) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary 16) When in doubt: THINK ! 17) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. 18) The squeaky wheel gets replaced 19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. I find #15 and #17 particulary true :-)
You forgot to add #20: 20) Everyone is entitled to your opinion.
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