Don't fly off the handle...
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> > There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a > barn. One day, she happened upon a large pile of > fresh cow manure. > Since it had been hours since her last meal and she > was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the > irresistible delicacy > and began to munch out. > > She ate... > and ate... > and then .. > she ate some more!!! > > Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed > her face with front legs, belched a few times, then > attempted to fly > away. But she had pigged out far too much and could > not get off the ground. She looked around wondering > what to do about > this unpleasant situation when she spotted a > pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She > had found a solution!! > > She realized if she could just become airborne that > she would be able to fly again. So, she > painstakingly, climbed to > the top of the handle. Once at the top she took a > deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped > confidently into > the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all > over the floor ........... > > ...Dead Fly.... > > The moral of this sad story? > "Never fly off the handle when you know you're > full of shit." Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara
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> > There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a > barn. One day, she happened upon a large pile of > fresh cow manure. > Since it had been hours since her last meal and she > was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the > irresistible delicacy > and began to munch out. > > She ate... > and ate... > and then .. > she ate some more!!! > > Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed > her face with front legs, belched a few times, then > attempted to fly > away. But she had pigged out far too much and could > not get off the ground. She looked around wondering > what to do about > this unpleasant situation when she spotted a > pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She > had found a solution!! > > She realized if she could just become airborne that > she would be able to fly again. So, she > painstakingly, climbed to > the top of the handle. Once at the top she took a > deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped > confidently into > the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all > over the floor ........... > > ...Dead Fly.... > > The moral of this sad story? > "Never fly off the handle when you know you're > full of shit." Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara
Nice one, Jon!:laugh: Things must be a little SLO today....
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Nice one, Jon!:laugh: Things must be a little SLO today....
Roger Wright wrote: a little SLO today.... Very. Late night last night - brain not working today. ;P Man, it's such a beautiful day here today, too. I can't believe I'm sitting at my desk right now. What I would give to be sitting at the beach having a few cold ones. :) Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara
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> > There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a > barn. One day, she happened upon a large pile of > fresh cow manure. > Since it had been hours since her last meal and she > was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the > irresistible delicacy > and began to munch out. > > She ate... > and ate... > and then .. > she ate some more!!! > > Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed > her face with front legs, belched a few times, then > attempted to fly > away. But she had pigged out far too much and could > not get off the ground. She looked around wondering > what to do about > this unpleasant situation when she spotted a > pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She > had found a solution!! > > She realized if she could just become airborne that > she would be able to fly again. So, she > painstakingly, climbed to > the top of the handle. Once at the top she took a > deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped > confidently into > the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all > over the floor ........... > > ...Dead Fly.... > > The moral of this sad story? > "Never fly off the handle when you know you're > full of shit." Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara
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