Top Ten Reasons to Leave Your Job
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Top Ten Reasons to Leave Your Current Job 10. You really miss living with your parents. 9. Your coworker comes to work every day with explosives strapped to his body. 8. You've come up with this great scheme to borrow money for 40 million lottery tickets, one for each possible combination, and then pay off the loan from the 180 million dollar jackpot. 7. You're tired of living like a capitalist pig. 6. Winona Ryder is going to make you her sex slave. 5. If you hear the word 'deadline' one more time you're gonna climb a tower with a high-powered rifle. 4. Miss Cleo told you she saw a change of lifestyle coming up. 3. You want to prepare yourself for a spot on the next 'Survivor' TV show. 2. You work in the mailroom and the company won't give you rubber gloves. 1. Your boss is named Osama and lives in a cave. Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."
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Top Ten Reasons to Leave Your Current Job 10. You really miss living with your parents. 9. Your coworker comes to work every day with explosives strapped to his body. 8. You've come up with this great scheme to borrow money for 40 million lottery tickets, one for each possible combination, and then pay off the loan from the 180 million dollar jackpot. 7. You're tired of living like a capitalist pig. 6. Winona Ryder is going to make you her sex slave. 5. If you hear the word 'deadline' one more time you're gonna climb a tower with a high-powered rifle. 4. Miss Cleo told you she saw a change of lifestyle coming up. 3. You want to prepare yourself for a spot on the next 'Survivor' TV show. 2. You work in the mailroom and the company won't give you rubber gloves. 1. Your boss is named Osama and lives in a cave. Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."
Dave Goodman wrote: you're gonna climb a tower with a high-powered rifle. What, is that unusual? Some Mondays are just like that, perfectly normal...
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Top Ten Reasons to Leave Your Current Job 10. You really miss living with your parents. 9. Your coworker comes to work every day with explosives strapped to his body. 8. You've come up with this great scheme to borrow money for 40 million lottery tickets, one for each possible combination, and then pay off the loan from the 180 million dollar jackpot. 7. You're tired of living like a capitalist pig. 6. Winona Ryder is going to make you her sex slave. 5. If you hear the word 'deadline' one more time you're gonna climb a tower with a high-powered rifle. 4. Miss Cleo told you she saw a change of lifestyle coming up. 3. You want to prepare yourself for a spot on the next 'Survivor' TV show. 2. You work in the mailroom and the company won't give you rubber gloves. 1. Your boss is named Osama and lives in a cave. Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."
#1a: You won the lotto.
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