Scan yourself for viruses..
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Scans the human mind and reports fixes.... Virusscanner Found myself infected with several nasties like "Industry", "Goth" and "Chutulhu" and also some that I thought was already cleared like "X11" and "UNIX".... Perhaps it is time for some real mindclearing (read: "join scientology church") :-D /moliate
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Scans the human mind and reports fixes.... Virusscanner Found myself infected with several nasties like "Industry", "Goth" and "Chutulhu" and also some that I thought was already cleared like "X11" and "UNIX".... Perhaps it is time for some real mindclearing (read: "join scientology church") :-D /moliate
:OMG: Am I lost cause
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (70%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about th