Just a clean joke...
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Asher walks into a bar, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Asher replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Asher becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." Asher looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my girlfriend had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." Atul Dharne
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Asher walks into a bar, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Asher replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Asher becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." Asher looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my girlfriend had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." Atul Dharne
Atul Dharne wrote: Just a clean joke... Which soap you used to "clean" the joke :laugh: Imran Farooqui
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Asher walks into a bar, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Asher replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Asher becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." Asher looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my girlfriend had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." Atul Dharne
THis is actually one from Rick York's collection. But a good one anyway :-) Nish Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay.
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Atul Dharne wrote: Just a clean joke... Which soap you used to "clean" the joke :laugh: Imran Farooqui
Imran Farooqui wrote: Which soap you used to "clean" the joke :omg: Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay.
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THis is actually one from Rick York's collection. But a good one anyway :-) Nish Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay.
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: THis is actually one from Rick York's collection. But a good one anyway You just scare me Nish... Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay. See, R&B or Rap or some form of crap... But nonetheless, good adaptation Nish (and a good putt, putting! I played some real putt putt the other day, like you know, without a computer!) :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: THis is actually one from Rick York's collection. But a good one anyway You just scare me Nish... Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay. See, R&B or Rap or some form of crap... But nonetheless, good adaptation Nish (and a good putt, putting! I played some real putt putt the other day, like you know, without a computer!) :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: You just scare me Nish... How? Nish Bow wow wow, Yippee yo yippee yay, My miniputt high, Is now 30 yay.
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Asher walks into a bar, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Asher replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Asher becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." Asher looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my girlfriend had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." Atul Dharne
Good one. :) -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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