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Eric Dahlvang

How refreshing to read your posts this morning. I especially enjoyed the earlier ones regarding the golf ball and Hershey Highway. Keep up the good work. :) --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

realJSOP

If you don't say what you mean, you can't really take no for an answer.

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codeadair

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Nish Nishant

A programming forum is not really a good place to ask for love-advice :-) You'd just get mocked by people (even if you are a regular, which you are not, which makes the mocking stronger). Regards, Nish

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realJSOP

Are you going to take a secretly snapped photo of your hershey girl with you? Try this chant to speed things along "golfball, golfball, golfball", and just before you climax, shout "HERSHEY GIRL!". If your mom comes rushing into the room to make sure you're okay, just tell her you had a nightmare about a place called "Brown Town". Even if she's got twice the brain you do, I suspect she won't be able to put two and two together. Your secret will remain safe with us.

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Eric Dahlvang

codeadair wrote:

i should go bed now

Swell idea. By the way, I was referring to John Simmons when I said, "How refreshing..." --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

Shog9 0

So, is that the hilarious non sequitur that it appears to be, or is there something i don't know about Blair...?

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realJSOP

Yeah. this guy is almost as pathetic as Link2006. He actually tries to take girls on trips, expecting sex followed immediately by a meaningful relationship, when all the girl really wants is to visit another guy in Boise. Hey maybe codeadair should try that ploy. Take his hershey gril for an all-expense-paid trip to Bwanguetribangtoohard province, try to introduce her to ol' Mr. One-Eye, and then ask her to marry him.

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Nish Nishant

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Yeah. this guy is almost as pathetic as Link2006.

Yeah, it was a Link2006-style post really :-)

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

He actually tries to take girls on trips, expecting sex followed immediately by a meaningful relationship, when all the girl really wants is to visit another guy in Boise.

:laugh: Regards, Nish

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Michael P Butler

codeadair wrote:

We are in the same company but different department. It looks like that.It is not a good idea to make something about us exposing to other colleagues.Because it maybe affect our day work.

Never fall in love with somebody you work with... it makes life so much harder when it doesn't work out. Forget all this love business, just get to know the woman first as a collegue and then see if a friendship develops. You probably aren't in love, you are probably in lust - which while nice for you, it isn't something to build a long term relationship on. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

Mike Gaskey

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

I used ALL the biggies...

I think you forgot, nanny nanny boo boo Mike Dear NYT - the fact is, the founding fathers hung traitors.

realJSOP

I think that's the olde english version of "neener neener neener". Notice that it has same number of syllables, and two of the words even start with the same letter. Using either form would be correct, depending on the audience. Since the "neener" version had been used before on CP, I thought I would have better commonality in terms of association. :)

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realJSOP

Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread? :)

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Michael P Butler

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread?

Oops. In that case, ignore my advice. Get steamingly drunk and tell the girl that you spend all day looking at her ass and down her top and how much you'd like to... (And that is very nearly a true story :~ ) Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

Christian Graus

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

"Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...".

Wow - any woman who could do that, I'd be careful what sort of activities I was willing to undertake and not risk injury. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

Jorgen Sigvardsson

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Ashley van Gerven

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: mate that's the best shit i've read all year!!! :-D probly helps being a leeetle bit drunk. anyway you're clearly a master of sarcasm. cheers.

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codeadair

All i want to say to these fucking men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us. ICQ:258-235-734 MSN:msnadair@hotmail.com

realJSOP

codeadair wrote:

All i want to say to these f****ing men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us.

Learn english, you little zipperhead. 2) What YOU don't understand is that the internet is the LAST fuckin place you should be looking for relationship advice, much less a programming site. What the hell were you thinking? 3) It's too late to delete your messages. They've been quoted and they're here for the rest of time. 4) If you don't have the backbone to stand behind what you type, then don't come back.

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Vikram A Punathambekar

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

That was the best! :laugh: The first line is sig material, though I don't think it would be appropriate in other forums. :-D Cheers, Vikram.

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