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  • N Nish Nishant

    Paul That was not my stuff. It's a copy/paste of a mail that was forwarded to me. Nish

    My miniputt high is now 29 I do not think I can improve on that My temperament won't hold www.busterboy.org

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    Chris Losinger
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    Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: That was not my stuff. It's a copy/paste of a mail that was forwarded to me. Here at the Museum of Poor Excuses, we are committed to preserving and showcasing all of the poor excuses and lousy explanations people have used, since the beginning of time. Your recent excuse is an instant classic. We'll place it in the Main Hall, right between "I didn't do anything wrong - I was just following orders." and "No, really - it's my roommate's weed!" :) (i won't flame you for the mail, which i don't really mind, just the excuse) -c

    Smaller Animals Software, Inc. You're the icing - on the cake - on the table - at my wake. Modest Mouse

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      Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: That was not my stuff. It's a copy/paste of a mail that was forwarded to me. Here at the Museum of Poor Excuses, we are committed to preserving and showcasing all of the poor excuses and lousy explanations people have used, since the beginning of time. Your recent excuse is an instant classic. We'll place it in the Main Hall, right between "I didn't do anything wrong - I was just following orders." and "No, really - it's my roommate's weed!" :) (i won't flame you for the mail, which i don't really mind, just the excuse) -c

      Smaller Animals Software, Inc. You're the icing - on the cake - on the table - at my wake. Modest Mouse

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      Nish Nishant
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      Chris Losinger wrote: (i won't flame you for the mail, which i don't really mind, just the excuse) Thanks :-) Nish

      My miniputt high is now 29 I do not think I can improve on that My temperament won't hold www.busterboy.org

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        Nish, you are going to get flamed for this. Just a warning (and you are not on Sonork so I cannot warn you there.) :| regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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        Stan Shannon
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        Paul Watson wrote: Nish, you are going to get flamed for this. Just a warning Why? The only person I want to flame is the moron who suggested 9/11 should be a holiday - for exactly the reasons articulated in Nish's post. To single out those who died as deserving of such an honor above and beyond our memorial day observance would be an insult to all those who died for this country by other means. What about the guys that died at Pearl Harbor, Omaha Beach, Antietam? It is like singling out Martin Luther King as the greatest American who ever lived (the only one with his own national holiday). He might have been a great guy, but he wasn't *that* great. And the deaths of 9/11 were not *that* significant. "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"

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        • N Nish Nishant

          Paul That was not my stuff. It's a copy/paste of a mail that was forwarded to me. Nish

          My miniputt high is now 29 I do not think I can improve on that My temperament won't hold www.busterboy.org

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          Tom Archer
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          Then at the very least you should be flamed for plagiarism :-P Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Best mini-putt score = 22

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            Paul Watson wrote: Nish, you are going to get flamed for this. Just a warning Why? The only person I want to flame is the moron who suggested 9/11 should be a holiday - for exactly the reasons articulated in Nish's post. To single out those who died as deserving of such an honor above and beyond our memorial day observance would be an insult to all those who died for this country by other means. What about the guys that died at Pearl Harbor, Omaha Beach, Antietam? It is like singling out Martin Luther King as the greatest American who ever lived (the only one with his own national holiday). He might have been a great guy, but he wasn't *that* great. And the deaths of 9/11 were not *that* significant. "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"

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            Jon Sagara
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            Stan Shannon wrote: What about the guys that died at Pearl Harbor, Omaha Beach, Antietam? Thanks for bringing that up, Stan. I was just about to. Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Best Miniputt score: 21 Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara

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              Paul Watson wrote: Nish, you are going to get flamed for this. Just a warning Why? The only person I want to flame is the moron who suggested 9/11 should be a holiday - for exactly the reasons articulated in Nish's post. To single out those who died as deserving of such an honor above and beyond our memorial day observance would be an insult to all those who died for this country by other means. What about the guys that died at Pearl Harbor, Omaha Beach, Antietam? It is like singling out Martin Luther King as the greatest American who ever lived (the only one with his own national holiday). He might have been a great guy, but he wasn't *that* great. And the deaths of 9/11 were not *that* significant. "There's a slew of slip 'twixt cup and lip"

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              Tim Smith
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              Damn straight. Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Some folks have started a campaign to make Sept. 11 a national holiday, so we can remember the terrible tragedy. I'm totally in support of this. In fact, if we're really serious about remembering it, I think we should take the entire month of September off. Instead of a holiday, we should have a holimonth. If we can't manage that, we should at least have a holiweek. For a full week every September, we could take a break from work to reflect on those tragic events and remember the fallen heroes. And just as we do on Memorial Day, we could perform all this reflecting and remembering while lying on our backs at the beach. Al Gore: "Hey Bill, are you doing anything on Sept. 11 to remember the tragedy?" Bill Clinton: "Yes, I'm going to the beach. There's no better place really. The splashing of water will remind me of the brave firefighters, the shark warnings will remind me of the evil terrorists, and the bikini-clad women lying on the sand will remind me of the twin towers." Yes, if Sept. 11 becomes a holiday, the beaches would be packed with people, some of them so patriotic, their thongs would be red, white and blue. If nothing else, they'd have another reason to get sunburned. Surfer dude: "Hey, your skin's peeling. Aren't you worried about getting skin cancer?" Beach bum: "No, dude. It's Sept. 11. Worse things could happen." Surfer dude: "Sept. 11? What happened on Sept. 11? I flunked history." Beach bum: "You didn't hear, dude? Three planes crashed into buildings in New York and Washington. That's why I'm living on the beach. I'm avoiding buildings." About half of Americans favor a national holiday on Sept. 11, according to a USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll. The other half don't want a holiday because that's one more day they'd have to spend with their spouses. But seriously, 48% of respondents said they want the holiday, 48% said they don't, and the remaining 4% had no opinion. The results surprised some international observers. "I'm absolutely stunned," said a Frenchman. "I didn't realize it was possible to find an American with no opinion. Are you sure those 4% weren't illegal aliens?" In my opinion, we need more than just a holiday to remember Sept. 11. We need free airline tickets, not only to help us remember the unfortunate role of commercial planes in the tragedy, but also to help us see how easily and quickly a Boeing 767 can be used to take us to Daytona Beach. To ensure that the beach-bound passengers think about Sept. 11, we may need the pilot to make a

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                Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: My miniputt high is now 29 My miniputt his is 67! Try and beat that! Yes I seriously know that is a horrible score :) -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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                  Some folks have started a campaign to make Sept. 11 a national holiday, so we can remember the terrible tragedy. I'm totally in support of this. In fact, if we're really serious about remembering it, I think we should take the entire month of September off. Instead of a holiday, we should have a holimonth. If we can't manage that, we should at least have a holiweek. For a full week every September, we could take a break from work to reflect on those tragic events and remember the fallen heroes. And just as we do on Memorial Day, we could perform all this reflecting and remembering while lying on our backs at the beach. Al Gore: "Hey Bill, are you doing anything on Sept. 11 to remember the tragedy?" Bill Clinton: "Yes, I'm going to the beach. There's no better place really. The splashing of water will remind me of the brave firefighters, the shark warnings will remind me of the evil terrorists, and the bikini-clad women lying on the sand will remind me of the twin towers." Yes, if Sept. 11 becomes a holiday, the beaches would be packed with people, some of them so patriotic, their thongs would be red, white and blue. If nothing else, they'd have another reason to get sunburned. Surfer dude: "Hey, your skin's peeling. Aren't you worried about getting skin cancer?" Beach bum: "No, dude. It's Sept. 11. Worse things could happen." Surfer dude: "Sept. 11? What happened on Sept. 11? I flunked history." Beach bum: "You didn't hear, dude? Three planes crashed into buildings in New York and Washington. That's why I'm living on the beach. I'm avoiding buildings." About half of Americans favor a national holiday on Sept. 11, according to a USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll. The other half don't want a holiday because that's one more day they'd have to spend with their spouses. But seriously, 48% of respondents said they want the holiday, 48% said they don't, and the remaining 4% had no opinion. The results surprised some international observers. "I'm absolutely stunned," said a Frenchman. "I didn't realize it was possible to find an American with no opinion. Are you sure those 4% weren't illegal aliens?" In my opinion, we need more than just a holiday to remember Sept. 11. We need free airline tickets, not only to help us remember the unfortunate role of commercial planes in the tragedy, but also to help us see how easily and quickly a Boeing 767 can be used to take us to Daytona Beach. To ensure that the beach-bound passengers think about Sept. 11, we may need the pilot to make a

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                  Michael P Butler
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                  Has somebody redefined humour because I can't find any funny stuff in here. It's not even good satire if that's what it is trying to be. Now if you want a good joke, Q.What do you call a donkey with three legs ? A. Wonkey :-D I just got a book of Spike Milligan's Silly Verse for kids, this one had me in stitches. Today I saw a little worm Wriggling on his belly Perhaps he'd like to come inside And see what's on the Telly Everybody should rush out and buy the book, it is brilliant. Michael :-)

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                    Has somebody redefined humour because I can't find any funny stuff in here. It's not even good satire if that's what it is trying to be. Now if you want a good joke, Q.What do you call a donkey with three legs ? A. Wonkey :-D I just got a book of Spike Milligan's Silly Verse for kids, this one had me in stitches. Today I saw a little worm Wriggling on his belly Perhaps he'd like to come inside And see what's on the Telly Everybody should rush out and buy the book, it is brilliant. Michael :-)

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                    Michael P Butler wrote: Has somebody redefined humour because I can't find any funny stuff in here. It's not even good satire if that's what it is trying to be. I gotta agree, I find it silly and childish not funny. Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. -- Doctor Who 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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                      Has somebody redefined humour because I can't find any funny stuff in here. It's not even good satire if that's what it is trying to be. Now if you want a good joke, Q.What do you call a donkey with three legs ? A. Wonkey :-D I just got a book of Spike Milligan's Silly Verse for kids, this one had me in stitches. Today I saw a little worm Wriggling on his belly Perhaps he'd like to come inside And see what's on the Telly Everybody should rush out and buy the book, it is brilliant. Michael :-)

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                      Liam OHagan
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                      My all time favourite joke would have to be.... 3 fish were sitting in a tank, 1 turned to the other two and said "Any idea how to drive this thing??" Haha I love it, and unlike most "humo(u)r" it doesn't ofend anyone. That's why I never liked Seinfeld, all his humour came at the expense of other people.... Senior Test Engineer GLI Australia www.gli.com.au

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