Are you are a real CPian ?
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You know you have been at CP for to long when .. When someone uses the word "dance" you correct them and explain its a jig. Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. When coworkers use the word "lounge" you wonder what their login actually is. You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You tell the cab driver you live at http://www.codeproject.com/index/article.html You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 6.0." You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet. You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-) As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. ****Colin Davies wrote: You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". ****Colin Davies wrote: You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. *blush* Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
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That's the time to set up a video camera and make some money from this Internet thingy... Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
i think that particular enterprise would be pretty short-lived, once she found out. -c
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "Madam, I don't care if you burn." -Oscar Wilde Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. ****Colin Davies wrote: You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". ****Colin Davies wrote: You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. *blush* Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
Only 3 syptoms, You are hardly an addict yet. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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i think that particular enterprise would be pretty short-lived, once she found out. -c
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "Madam, I don't care if you burn." -Oscar Wilde Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
Gosh, women can be so boring at times, can't they ? Have you seen the old internet joke about the difference between a man taking a shoer and a woman ? I'm thinking specifically of the bit where the woman covers herself with a towel, and the moan runs around naked, screaming woo-hoo. Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002