Poll time....
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Mark Clifton doesn't have a PhD, but he's smarter than you. ;P
No, nobody is smarter than me. That is the point of this thread. I mean, Marc is smart but, to be brutally honest, I am still smarter. I didn't see anybody else come up with a message thread like this!
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A PhD does not mean you are smart - I know a few PhD's and they are definately not all smart, one of them has 3. :)
Darka [Xanya] "I am not a slave to a god that doesn't exist."
Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
A PhD does not mean you are smart
Yes it does.
Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
I know a few PhD's and they are definately not all smart, one of them has 3.
Obviously I am smarter than a person with 3 PhD's. Apparently they were too dimwitted to see the redundancy of having 3 degrees. Duh. Besides, doctorates in Basket Weaving, Agricultural Sciences and Psychology don't count as PhD's. So far, this thread confirms my initial hypothesis.
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
If you are evaluating someone's level of intelligence based solely on degree status, what is 1 PhD worth? Say, in comparison to 3 Master's degrees?
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
A PhD does not mean you are smart
Yes it does.
Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
I know a few PhD's and they are definately not all smart, one of them has 3.
Obviously I am smarter than a person with 3 PhD's. Apparently they were too dimwitted to see the redundancy of having 3 degrees. Duh. Besides, doctorates in Basket Weaving, Agricultural Sciences and Psychology don't count as PhD's. So far, this thread confirms my initial hypothesis.
You mean it confirms your doctors diagnosis.... :-D
Darka [Xanya] "I am not a slave to a god that doesn't exist."
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
have PhD's I do in 'Life of Hard Knocks!' Otherwise, I went to grade school! Just a comment.. My Son-In-Law is a Professor? or close to it, in Early Child Education... Hard for a Father-In-Law.. who 'took' one of my Daughter away... but I LIKE him ALOT! He is so smart! I get in conversations with him to try to get him mad at me and he hands me a lolypop! He is the greatest! AND he loves Hard Rock?
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You mean it confirms your doctors diagnosis.... :-D
Darka [Xanya] "I am not a slave to a god that doesn't exist."
Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
You mean it confirms your doctors diagnosis....
My doctor doesn't have a PhD. His "Dr" prefix is only a symbolic token and not indicative of original academic achievement. Medical doctors don't actually deserve the term in front of their name as they don't have PhDs. :-D Anyways, this entire thread is meant to be humorous so as to break the monotony of the SoapBox.
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have PhD's I do in 'Life of Hard Knocks!' Otherwise, I went to grade school! Just a comment.. My Son-In-Law is a Professor? or close to it, in Early Child Education... Hard for a Father-In-Law.. who 'took' one of my Daughter away... but I LIKE him ALOT! He is so smart! I get in conversations with him to try to get him mad at me and he hands me a lolypop! He is the greatest! AND he loves Hard Rock?
Just me at will_george...something wrote:
have PhD's I do in 'Life of Hard Knocks!' Otherwise, I went to grade school!
Indeed "Life of Hard Knocks" and not English grammar apparently. ;P
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If you are evaluating someone's level of intelligence based solely on degree status, what is 1 PhD worth? Say, in comparison to 3 Master's degrees?
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
If you are evaluating someone's level of intelligence based solely on degree status, what is 1 PhD worth? Say, in comparison to 3 Master's degrees?
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
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Zac Howland wrote:
If you are evaluating someone's level of intelligence based solely on degree status, what is 1 PhD worth? Say, in comparison to 3 Master's degrees?
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Zac Howland wrote:
If you are evaluating someone's level of intelligence based solely on degree status, what is 1 PhD worth? Say, in comparison to 3 Master's degrees?
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
I think our lead Quant Analyst only has 2 masters degrees. Pathetic.
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
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I'm trying to establish demonstrate the fact that I am the smartest person on this message board. So, how many of you other regulars have PhD's, or is it just me (thereby making me the smartest here)? :-D
Captain See Sharp and Adnan Siddiqi are smarter than you.
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Medical doctors don't actually deserve the term in front of their name as they don't have PhDs.
Correct ... they have the suffix MD at the end of theirs ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
the suffix MD at the end of theirs
M.D. Moron's Degree ;P
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Jonathan [Darka] wrote:
You mean it confirms your doctors diagnosis....
My doctor doesn't have a PhD. His "Dr" prefix is only a symbolic token and not indicative of original academic achievement. Medical doctors don't actually deserve the term in front of their name as they don't have PhDs. :-D Anyways, this entire thread is meant to be humorous so as to break the monotony of the SoapBox.
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Medical doctors don't actually deserve the term in front of their name as they don't have PhDs.
Correct ... they have the suffix MD at the end of theirs ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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have PhD's I do in 'Life of Hard Knocks!' Otherwise, I went to grade school! Just a comment.. My Son-In-Law is a Professor? or close to it, in Early Child Education... Hard for a Father-In-Law.. who 'took' one of my Daughter away... but I LIKE him ALOT! He is so smart! I get in conversations with him to try to get him mad at me and he hands me a lolypop! He is the greatest! AND he loves Hard Rock?
Just me at will_george...something wrote:
I get in conversations with him to try to get him mad at me and he hands me a lolypop!
That has to be one of the coolest ideas I've heard of in a while.
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Zac Howland wrote:
since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
Red Stateler wrote:
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
But the most useful in all situations.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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I think our lead Quant Analyst only has 2 masters degrees. Pathetic.
Red Stateler wrote:
I think our lead Quant Analyst only has 2 masters degrees. Pathetic.
What a loser. I'd fire him or put him on toilet duty.
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The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
Much more - Master's degrees are trivial.
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
Interesting ... since 1 PhD just means that you spent all your time focusing on 1 subject
Heh. Thank god somebody sees the silliness of this thread! ;)
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Red Stateler wrote:
A well rounded man is the most limited of all specialists.
But the most useful in all situations.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
But the most useful in all situations.
Unless that situation requires designing a particle accelerator.
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Zac Howland wrote:
the suffix MD at the end of theirs
M.D. Moron's Degree ;P
The Apocalyptic Teacup wrote:
M.D. Moron's Degree
Yes yes, and Lawyers have a "Liar's Degree" ... and PhD's are really just "pretty huge ..."
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac