Woe to my developers
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P.S. I didn't make that up and there is more to it...google will show you the rest.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Me blog, You read
Cool! What's Google?:laugh:
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...for I have discovered Microsoft Project and have bestowed upon them a multitude of Gantt Charts and timelines. He who foresaketh to update thou little black line of progress shall be wrteched indeed.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
I have discovered Microsoft Project
God save you. soon you'll be a tool for MS Project instead of it being a tool for you. you do have one thing going for you though, you probably don't have an Office of Project Management. the stories I could tell.
Mike Dear NYT - the fact is, the founding fathers hung traitors. Vincent Reynolds: My opposition is as enlightened as your support, jackass. dennisd45: My view of the world is slightly more nuanced dennisd45 (the NAMBLA supporter) wrote: I know exactly what it means. So shut up you mother killing baby raper.
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...for I have discovered Microsoft Project and have bestowed upon them a multitude of Gantt Charts and timelines. He who foresaketh to update thou little black line of progress shall be wrteched indeed.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
I have discovered Microsoft Project
I prefer ToDoList, you can find it on code project.
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...for I have discovered Microsoft Project and have bestowed upon them a multitude of Gantt Charts and timelines. He who foresaketh to update thou little black line of progress shall be wrteched indeed.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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I'm pretty sure he was making a televangelist joke. Dunno if they have those as much in other countries but here in the US...
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...for I have discovered Microsoft Project and have bestowed upon them a multitude of Gantt Charts and timelines. He who foresaketh to update thou little black line of progress shall be wrteched indeed.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
My God, what's next? All CP articles get converted to animated PowerPoint presentations?
Software Zen:
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...for I have discovered Microsoft Project and have bestowed upon them a multitude of Gantt Charts and timelines. He who foresaketh to update thou little black line of progress shall be wrteched indeed.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Now All your projects will be late, as you will now lose time trying to update your project plan, deciphering what it actually means, and then actually trying to turn it into any meaningful information you can actually work with!! The best project plan utility I have ever used for software project, is actually called White Board and Marker!!! I used project for about 3 month once when I had a Team lead position, I un installed it in order to replace it with my White Board and marker and have never looked back!!
"a fool will not learn from a wise man, but a wise man will learn from a fool" "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." - Theodore Roosevelt "Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill