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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Nah, it's reet easy bonnie lad. Yer jus havta nar hoo ta pranuns yer vowls thar pet. As an example: Areet - pronounced Aah reet. Means OK or all right. Boat - prounounced burt. A sea faring vessel. Also, don't forget that every letter in Geordie is made up of two consonants: A becomes Ayuh B becomes Beyuh And so on.

    Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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    LOL! :laugh:

    Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      It's idiots like this who give the region I live in a bad name. Either his boss threatened to put a firework up his ... or, as has been suggested in a local paper today, he thought it was B*mfire night.

      Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      I totally agree. The North East deserves better than to have morons like that in the region.

      Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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      • C Chris Losinger

        hmmph. i was hoping for something like 'Mannwoth'

        image processing | blogging

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        Blake Miller
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        I was hoping for something like "ManMonth" :laugh:

        Any sufficiently gross incompetence is nearly indistinguishable from malice.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          It's idiots like this who give the region I live in a bad name. Either his boss threatened to put a firework up his ... or, as has been suggested in a local paper today, he thought it was B*mfire night.

          Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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          El Corazon
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          Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

          or, as has been suggested in a local paper today, he thought it was B*mfire night.

          Naw, he was trying to Wan[^] his way into space.... without the chair.... of course if that was the case he obviously doesn't watch mythbusters[^]

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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          • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

            Damn close (I'm from Bishop, BTW).

            Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Ah now Bishop's a canny place. My brother lives just round the corner in Aycliffe. Isn't it great how you'll always find a north-easterner where ever you go. (Always smiling, always ready for a drink):-D

            Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Ah now Bishop's a canny place. My brother lives just round the corner in Aycliffe. Isn't it great how you'll always find a north-easterner where ever you go. (Always smiling, always ready for a drink):-D

              Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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              That's us alreet. :-D If you're ever in Bournemouth (long shot I bet LOL) let me a know and I'll get the drinks in. :)

              Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                That's us alreet. :-D If you're ever in Bournemouth (long shot I bet LOL) let me a know and I'll get the drinks in. :)

                Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                Pete OHanlon
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                You're on - although it has been a while since I was last on the South Coast. Let me know if you're ever up here - we might be able to have a drink or two, we'll arrange for Boro Bob to join us;)

                Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  You're on - although it has been a while since I was last on the South Coast. Let me know if you're ever up here - we might be able to have a drink or two, we'll arrange for Boro Bob to join us;)

                  Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                  Boro_Bob
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                  Aye, go on then. I'm in Birmingham though, and am about to ove up to Chester, so I don't plan on going down to Bournemouth any time soon. But if you are ever in Chester...

                  Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                  • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                    I totally agree. The North East deserves better than to have morons like that in the region.

                    Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                    Boro_Bob
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                    Everywhere has its share of idiots like that.

                    Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                    • B Boro_Bob

                      Aye, go on then. I'm in Birmingham though, and am about to ove up to Chester, so I don't plan on going down to Bournemouth any time soon. But if you are ever in Chester...

                      Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Now, which Chester? Chester near Manchester or Chester le Street?:-D A few years ago, the Magistrates Court in Chester le Street were waiting for a prisoner to turn up from Durham prison (a distance of about 4 miles). After two hours, the prisoner hadn't turned up so the court clerks got onto a well known prisoner transport company (the one between Group 3 and Group 5;)) to find out where he was. It turned out that they were just outside Manchester and going strong.

                      Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        Now, which Chester? Chester near Manchester or Chester le Street?:-D A few years ago, the Magistrates Court in Chester le Street were waiting for a prisoner to turn up from Durham prison (a distance of about 4 miles). After two hours, the prisoner hadn't turned up so the court clerks got onto a well known prisoner transport company (the one between Group 3 and Group 5;)) to find out where he was. It turned out that they were just outside Manchester and going strong.

                        Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                        Boro_Bob
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                        I'm going to the Hollyoaks one. Was the driver a mackam? :laugh:

                        Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                          I'm going to the Hollyoaks one. Was the driver a mackam? :laugh:

                          Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          :laugh::laugh:ROFL

                          Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Nah, it's reet easy bonnie lad. Yer jus havta nar hoo ta pranuns yer vowls thar pet. As an example: Areet - pronounced Aah reet. Means OK or all right. Boat - prounounced burt. A sea faring vessel. Also, don't forget that every letter in Geordie is made up of two consonants: A becomes Ayuh B becomes Beyuh And so on.

                            Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                            Nah then me duck,raan arr way, Nottinam, we talk proper, not like thee nesh lot!


                            "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                              Ah now Bishop's a canny place. My brother lives just round the corner in Aycliffe. Isn't it great how you'll always find a north-easterner where ever you go. (Always smiling, always ready for a drink):-D

                              Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                              Ted Ferenc
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                              Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

                              Always smiling, always ready for a drink

                              and dressed in a Tee shirt in the depths of winter!


                              "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                              • J J4amieC

                                Way to repost[^]

                                --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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                                Ted Ferenc
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                                I did check, but to find it I would have to followed the link, which I did not, Which is the reason I always post a short description as to what the link is about.


                                "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                                • T Ted Ferenc

                                  Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

                                  Always smiling, always ready for a drink

                                  and dressed in a Tee shirt in the depths of winter!


                                  "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                                  Ted Ferenc wrote:

                                  and dressed in a Tee shirt in the depths of winter!

                                  Absolutely, you wouldn't want anyone to think you felt cold like some sort of soft southerner! To be honest, you only feel cold on the way to the pub. After a few pints you do stop noticing it.

                                  Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                                    Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

                                    Always smiling, always ready for a drink

                                    and dressed in a Tee shirt in the depths of winter!


                                    "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    No - we wear the Beer Jacket as well (goes with the Beer Goggles).;)

                                    Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                    • T Ted Ferenc

                                      Nah then me duck,raan arr way, Nottinam, we talk proper, not like thee nesh lot!


                                      "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      :laugh:

                                      Arthur Dent - "That would explain it. All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." Slartibartfast - "No. That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody in the universe gets that." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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