Switching Jobs
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
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amclint wrote:
just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job
When I resigned from my first job, I returned the next day, and the day after that, and so on for 3 weeks before I finally left Trivandrum (I moved to California for a short while). Btw when I say "returned" I don't mean "returned to work" I mean "returned to the office so I could have lunch with Smitha". (she worked there at that time) The receptionist must have thought it odd that an ex-employee would show up at 12 PM every day for 3 weeks :-)
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
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Years ago, I got a job offer and they wanted me to start right away. When I spoke to my boss about it, he said, no problem. You still have two weeks holidays, give me a letter of resignation tomorrow and date it for two from now. Good Luck. So sure enough, I did that and started immediately on my new job. Amazingly, when HR at my former employer got all the paper work about me leaving, they added two more weeks on to account for my two weeks of unused holidays, cause they weren't made aware of me using them. So I got paid two salaries during the course of one month of work. It almost got me thinking that I should change jobs every month so I could double my salary. :)
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
last day last job, i left at noon. but first, i downloaded an MP3 of "Take This Job And Shove It", created a scheduled task to play the .MP3 at 1:00pm, turned up the volume, locked the workstation, turned off the monitor and whistled my way out the door...
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
amclint wrote:
just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job.
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks). Of course that was no where near long enough it turned out. I was a one-man-shop, but the business card said "Jr. Programmer" because that was what the owner considered the job worth. His first applicant for the job (and who accepted) lasted one hour, almost to the nose. I introduced him to what the job was, he said, "you mean you design, test, and impliment all the software???????" he paniced and headed for the door. I was chewed out for deliberately scaring away my replacement. There were several others barely worth noting, that accepted, and then turned it down after seeing the responsibilies per income. Then finally came one lady with guts, she stuck it out for almost a week. She handled all the ideas of a one-person-shop well... until the last week I was there, whe was already handling most of the work at that point and I was just shy of late-timers syndrome. She was trained and doing well, and I was ready to go.... and then the computer crashed and took the general ledger with it. She had no idea how to handle the situation.... So I showed her. I went into overdrive, dual terminal browsing through backups and current filesystems, system utilities, and balance sheet programs. By the time I had everything fixed, I looked up and she was no where to be seen. The manager came back to ask me what happened. I said the machine crashed, taking the ledger with it, I fixed it, and showed her the balance sheets and the steps to fix it that I had laid out for the new lady. I asked where she was. The manager admitted she came back to find out what happened because this lady walked back to her office, closed the door, said there was no way in the universe she could ever fill my shoes and asked when she could get a check for her hours working.... They finally got the idea, they hired two people who I trained at consultant wages after hours at my new job.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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last day last job, i left at noon. but first, i downloaded an MP3 of "Take This Job And Shove It", created a scheduled task to play the .MP3 at 1:00pm, turned up the volume, locked the workstation, turned off the monitor and whistled my way out the door...
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
I got laid off from Novell in 1993. It was a November morning and from the moment I walked in, the rumors were circulating that a lay off was in the works. HR was calling those being laid off and asking them to come to their offices. I had a gut feeling I was on that list, so I avoided going to my office all morning. Of course, it only delayed the inevitable, but it was fun (and I got a decent severance package and a check for all my vacation time I hadn't used, which was quite a bit.) Then there was my brother's layoff from Citrix in Maryland). Apparently someone got messages crossed and shut down the phone system before anyone got to work. Someone's wife called and got a "this number has been disconnected" which let the cat out of the bag.
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
My last day at one company I went to lunch and when I came back the tech staff was sitting in chairs in the common area just inside the entrance. I joined them as we were told to get our effects and leave. I had auto deposit but the company that performed that never got paid by my company so they were allowed to get the money back that had already been deposited (two weeks) into my account.
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i thought it would make the guys in my area chuckle . from what they told me, it did.
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amclint wrote:
just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job.
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks). Of course that was no where near long enough it turned out. I was a one-man-shop, but the business card said "Jr. Programmer" because that was what the owner considered the job worth. His first applicant for the job (and who accepted) lasted one hour, almost to the nose. I introduced him to what the job was, he said, "you mean you design, test, and impliment all the software???????" he paniced and headed for the door. I was chewed out for deliberately scaring away my replacement. There were several others barely worth noting, that accepted, and then turned it down after seeing the responsibilies per income. Then finally came one lady with guts, she stuck it out for almost a week. She handled all the ideas of a one-person-shop well... until the last week I was there, whe was already handling most of the work at that point and I was just shy of late-timers syndrome. She was trained and doing well, and I was ready to go.... and then the computer crashed and took the general ledger with it. She had no idea how to handle the situation.... So I showed her. I went into overdrive, dual terminal browsing through backups and current filesystems, system utilities, and balance sheet programs. By the time I had everything fixed, I looked up and she was no where to be seen. The manager came back to ask me what happened. I said the machine crashed, taking the ledger with it, I fixed it, and showed her the balance sheets and the steps to fix it that I had laid out for the new lady. I asked where she was. The manager admitted she came back to find out what happened because this lady walked back to her office, closed the door, said there was no way in the universe she could ever fill my shoes and asked when she could get a check for her hours working.... They finally got the idea, they hired two people who I trained at consultant wages after hours at my new job.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks).
Before I got my first job in the US, I had a job that required me 3 months notice! I remember telling this over the phone to the guy in charge, he coughed and almost lost his breath, but they hired me anyway :)
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
When I started my last office job, I was leaving a place where I was the sole author of a GUI framework in C++ and Python. I spent the last two weeks writing documentation, which they then lost. The job before that was sales, and I spent the last two weeks rewriting their website for them, as best I could at the time ( which basically means a frame on the left, buttons with rollovers. It now looks hideous, it really was a major step up from what they had, but still wasn't spectacular at the time, and last I looked, they were still using it.
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last day last job, i left at noon. but first, i downloaded an MP3 of "Take This Job And Shove It", created a scheduled task to play the .MP3 at 1:00pm, turned up the volume, locked the workstation, turned off the monitor and whistled my way out the door...
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i thought it would make the guys in my area chuckle . from what they told me, it did.
Sounds like you dynamited that bridge, not just burned it!
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
I was an architect for a large publishing company. After the design was completed, and all base classes were completed, I gave 2 weeks notice. From the time I gave notice to the time I left, nobody in my group spoke to me. I spoke with 2 guys that sat near me, but were not on my team. They never said goodbye. That was definitely the strangest feeling at the end of a contract.
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amclint wrote:
just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job.
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks). Of course that was no where near long enough it turned out. I was a one-man-shop, but the business card said "Jr. Programmer" because that was what the owner considered the job worth. His first applicant for the job (and who accepted) lasted one hour, almost to the nose. I introduced him to what the job was, he said, "you mean you design, test, and impliment all the software???????" he paniced and headed for the door. I was chewed out for deliberately scaring away my replacement. There were several others barely worth noting, that accepted, and then turned it down after seeing the responsibilies per income. Then finally came one lady with guts, she stuck it out for almost a week. She handled all the ideas of a one-person-shop well... until the last week I was there, whe was already handling most of the work at that point and I was just shy of late-timers syndrome. She was trained and doing well, and I was ready to go.... and then the computer crashed and took the general ledger with it. She had no idea how to handle the situation.... So I showed her. I went into overdrive, dual terminal browsing through backups and current filesystems, system utilities, and balance sheet programs. By the time I had everything fixed, I looked up and she was no where to be seen. The manager came back to ask me what happened. I said the machine crashed, taking the ledger with it, I fixed it, and showed her the balance sheets and the steps to fix it that I had laid out for the new lady. I asked where she was. The manager admitted she came back to find out what happened because this lady walked back to her office, closed the door, said there was no way in the universe she could ever fill my shoes and asked when she could get a check for her hours working.... They finally got the idea, they hired two people who I trained at consultant wages after hours at my new job.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks).
Out of curiosity: what can they do to enforce such a "requirement"? AFAIK, giving 2 week notice is a matter of maintaining a good relashionship with your former employeer - there is no law that requires this.
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
I gave notice at a place and they offered me a severance instead. It turned out that the 3 months of 24-7 support that I was doing (while revamping that process) was not covered under California Labor Law. I came in to pick up my checks in person to find my self quoted in the news letter regarding too much process getting in the way of innovation. Kinda cool, even if a little late. Another place talked me into accepting a position I was in the middle of declining as I had already accepted another by offering an architecture role, but it turned out that they just wanted another warm body to throw at production to plug the many holes instead of fixing them. I called em' on it in my resignation letter only to be told: "Well, what can I say, your right." And then they proceeded to say they didn't know why I wanted to burn my bridge with them. Duh... they burned the bridge.
What's in a sig? This statement is false. Build a bridge and get over it. ~ Chris Maunder
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I'm switching jobs, Monday being my last day at my current place...just curious if anyone has any funny stories about their last days at a job. I gave my two weeks notice over the thanksgiving holiday so everyone was out of town except me and one HR person I handed my letter to. I didn't intend on it working out like that, but what happened is that by the time everyone got back into town it was more like 1 week of notice.
if (!interested){return false} amclint
One of my previous employers laid off our entire branch office in Dayton, Ohio. The last of us left were responsible for packing things up and shipping them to the home office in California. The very last day, our final paychecks and severance were supposed to arrive in the FedEx shipment by 10:30 a.m. Unknown to us, the home office had arranged for our telephone line to be turned off at 10:00 a.m. You can see what's coming. Our checks didn't arrive in the morning FedEx shipment. We went to use the phones, and they had been turned off. Needless to say, we were pissed. We finally piled into the building's elevator, which had an outgoing phone line, and called the home office collect. At 11:00 a.m. Dayton time, it's only 7:00 a.m. in California. By the time we reached someone in CA, it was well after 1:00 p.m. our time. Some nitwit in the home office the night before had seen a package in the FedEx pile with our office as the destination, and had removed it and set it aside. After all, the office is closing; why send them anything? They ended up putting a secretary on the next flight to Dayton, who hand-carried our checks to us. She arrived about 8:00 p.m. that evening. The poor secretary spent the night in a hotel with no luggage before heading back the next day. She was :cool: about it, though; she took all of us out to dinner on her expense account.
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks).
Before I got my first job in the US, I had a job that required me 3 months notice! I remember telling this over the phone to the guy in charge, he coughed and almost lost his breath, but they hired me anyway :)
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My last job required 4 weeks notice (not a typo, repeat four (4) weeks).
Out of curiosity: what can they do to enforce such a "requirement"? AFAIK, giving 2 week notice is a matter of maintaining a good relashionship with your former employeer - there is no law that requires this.
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote:
there is no law that requires this.
true, but many companies make you sign up front a policies and procedures. Violation of that can result in many things from suits for damages (major) to simply putting out a bad word (minor). In my case he already put out the word to everyone in town not to hire me, which is why I changed careers. If no one in town will hire you as a favor to your boss, leave town. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Sounds like you dynamited that bridge, not just burned it!
Software Zen:
delete this;:) maybe.