Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
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Red Stateler wrote:
The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
Red Stateler wrote:
They have to compensate somehow!
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?
Zac Howland wrote:
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well
I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Sarcasm? or fact?
The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.
Red Stateler wrote:
The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.
Interesting. I wonder what Shog was trying to imply there then.
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Red Stateler wrote:
The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
Red Stateler wrote:
They have to compensate somehow!
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well ;)
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well
:laugh:
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Zac Howland wrote:
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?
Zac Howland wrote:
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well
I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...
Red Stateler wrote:
I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...
Well, no one knew till yesterday - now the SUV manufacturers know they have a lot of potential customers in India :rolleyes:
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Red Stateler wrote:
The smart girls?...Or the girls with poorly-endowed boyfriends?
[statement that might potentially be implied as racist follows] Making an observation purely based on industry porn, girls who don't have African-American boyfriends :rolleyes:
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)If I recall correctly, there was study a few years back that showed that the average size of a black member is the same as a white member, but the standard deviation among black members was higher. So basically there are more really big black ones, but also more really small black ones compared to whites.
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
Opps, Gay.
Why are you so interested? And what's your real reason for being in France? Coming out the closet slowly, eh? :rolleyes:
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Why are you so interested?
I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
And what's your real reason for being in France?
Same reason for you being in canada.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Coming out the closet slowly, eh?
:zzz:
-Prakash
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
It's like a straight guy stuck with a dozen gay men on a 15 day camping trip, and the gay people are discussing their stuff.
Hey, don't forget about the rest of us. I was just sitting down to enjoy a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, heading to The Soapbox to check out the daily arguments... Totally unprepared to start off with a thread where Red and Ted speculated on the size of another guy's wedding tackle. :wtf:
Shog9 wrote:
wedding tackle
:laugh: Never heard it called that.
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Why are you so interested?
I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
And what's your real reason for being in France?
Same reason for you being in canada.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Coming out the closet slowly, eh?
:zzz:
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Dude, chill!
gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I?
yeah, you did, and don't ask where.
-Prakash
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
I am not "interested" to know if you are gay or what. Why would I care. If you are gay, its fine with me. I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Dude, chill! Don't get so defensive about your sexual preferences :-) Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I? ;P
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Please God no! I don't want to see any evidence.
Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP - specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy? ;-)
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP
There's not that many people on CP I'd call men - males maybe. You would be on my list of men though, but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself. :-D
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy?
:doh: :-> Sometimes I wonder if I'm just getting old. But where I grew up, there's just some things you don't do to your kid sister. But, I digress.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Dude, chill!
gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Did I touch a sensitive spot, huh, did I?
yeah, you did, and don't ask where.
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.
Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:
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Red Stateler wrote:
The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.
Interesting. I wonder what Shog was trying to imply there then.
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Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?
Roger J wrote:
Did you? and was the sensitive spot too small for a normal condom?
:laugh:
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Please God no! I don't want to see any evidence.
Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP - specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy? ;-)
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Yeah, I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP
Oh I think I get this now. Damn, I'm slow. :-D Pfft. Let's just say I've had my fair share of being in locker rooms at the gym and field house when I played football. So, yeah I've had enough visual exposure and don't really look forward to seeing pictures.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I guess you've seen enough manhood on CP
There's not that many people on CP I'd call men - males maybe. You would be on my list of men though, but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself. :-D
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
specially on the Lounge, right Jeremy?
:doh: :-> Sometimes I wonder if I'm just getting old. But where I grew up, there's just some things you don't do to your kid sister. But, I digress.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.
And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Sarcasm? or fact?
The birth date exceeds the death rate[^], so it's not a fact.
Red Stateler wrote:
so it's not a fact.
Don't jump to conclusions. That birth rate may well include immigrant births... ;)
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." - Stephen Hawking
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.
Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
gees those words again, non-americans using american slang to sound cool.
Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty! Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi. Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Awww the poor little kid is trying to be nasty!
Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Why don't we continue this conversation in Malayalam then? Oh, I forgot that you don't speak that. How about Hindi then? Ah, but I don't speak Hindi.
:confused: Ok.
-Prakash
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Yeah, then let's use the American language - so we can both sound cool
Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US... ;P
Shog9 wrote:
Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...
I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)
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