Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.
And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence
Ya know, I so want to make a joke about this, but I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Zac Howland wrote:
No, those girls usually lie and brag about how big their boyfriends are. Easy way to tell ... when a girl is talking to her girlfriends and brags about her boyfriend's size, chances are he is rather small ... if she brags about how good he is in the sack, chances are he is at least average size.
You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?
Zac Howland wrote:
Just as the guys with huge trucks have to compensate for something as well
I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...
Red Stateler wrote:
You have great insight into the female mind. Do you cross-dress and sit in on these conversations?
I wish ... my insight comes from advice given to me by my female friends. I've been given a rough copy of a dictionary for female language. What they say and what they mean are vastly different many times :doh:
Red Stateler wrote:
I wonder why there aren't many SUVs in India...
Well, if 60% of the population is that way, there really isn't any need to compensate.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Shog9 wrote:
Ah, yes, good to hear... Love us or hate us, just as long as you want to be US...
I am just having some fun teasing him. He started the gay humor thing asking me if I am gay - and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it. It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I am just having some fun teasing him.
yeah me too, Just bored with this stupid french company.:rolleyes: On how they work and stuff.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it.
No, just playing along :)
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply
humm, yeah, i know.
-Prakash
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Yeah, a religious person might be thinking, God, good thing you didn't give them those extra 3 centimetres - if they can do a billion with that length, think of what they'd do with a few extra centimetres.
Well, the smart girls in the US have a saying: Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean. If you know how to use your hammer, you won't have any problem getting nails where you want them to go. Kama Sutra came from India, right? ;)
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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If I recall correctly, there was study a few years back that showed that the average size of a black member is the same as a white member, but the standard deviation among black members was higher. So basically there are more really big black ones, but also more really small black ones compared to whites.
That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
I understand. It happens with some ppl.
Especially in France ;P
Mark Salsbery wrote:
Especially in France
I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?
-Prakash
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Mr.Prakash wrote:
Nasty?!? Was I? Sorry dude.
So, you are okay with using "American" now? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
So, you are okay with using "American" now?
Yeah I do, In france there is a special sauce called american? No idea what that is made of, but I like it. So I used it with the french fries all the time.
-Prakash
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
but trust me when I say I prefer you keep the evidence to yourself.
And vice-versa too. I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)Although, I just went and made a joke, so perhaps I'm bouncing back.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I am just having some fun teasing him.
yeah me too, Just bored with this stupid french company.:rolleyes: On how they work and stuff.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
and when I replied in kind, he got all pissed off about it.
No, just playing along :)
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
It's amazing how so many people come to the soapbox, make a fancy statement, and then get all worked up when they get a similar reply
humm, yeah, i know.
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
Just bored with this stupid french company. On how they work and stuff.
:-D
Mr.Prakash wrote:
No, just playing along
Ah - that's cool then.
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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Zac Howland wrote:
Its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
That's just something people with small dicks say. ;P
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's just something people with small dicks say.
That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Just tryin' to rile the usual suspects. Immigration jabs are always fun... ;P (AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
Shog9 wrote:
(AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.
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Mark Salsbery wrote:
Especially in France
I have no idea about you and Nish taking about gay thing in france? Is france really famous for gay ppl?
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
Is france really famous for gay ppl?
I wonder what Karl will say to this :laugh:
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's just something people with small dicks say.
That was actually a quote from my little sister. So I guess you could say that it is just something that those with no dicks say. ;P
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
That was actually a quote from my little sister.
:doh: I hope she's not that little.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Zac Howland wrote:
That, and the most well known male porn star (for size) is a white guy ...
And you know this how? :-D I have a horrible, horrible feeling I may know who it is. :sigh:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
And you know this how?
Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
And you know this how?
Anytime you are mentioned in popular music because your "wedding tackle" is 18" long ... Its certainly not because I watch any of his ...uh, work.
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
Zac Howland wrote:
wedding tackle
:wtf: That's a new one for me. Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Shog9 wrote:
(AFAIK, the population growth rate in the US is actually pretty stable. Regardless of all the hand-wringing down by the border...)
I don't care about the population...I just want my cockroaches from the sea deveined.
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I'd rather be dead in a stinking ditch than view this sort of er evidence
Ya know, I so want to make a joke about this, but I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Zac Howland wrote:
wedding tackle
:wtf: That's a new one for me. Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's a new one for me.
Me too. I saw it mentioned earlier in this thread ;P
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Well I don't know measurements (thank God for that), but the person I had in mind was Ron Jeremy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Nope ... that is who I was thinking. Or Dirk Diggler, but I only know that name because a friend of mine is obsessed with his "work" and made his online handle to be that ...
If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I'm kinda deflated after the lounge fiasco.
I see in my spam folder that they have pills for that now... *rimshot*
Shog9 wrote:
*rimshot*
:-D You caught me off guard with that one.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]