upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 virus problems !
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Little do most people know, Wife 1.0 is still a beta program. Its major bug is legal thieving.
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Captain See Sharp Its major bug is legal thieving.
you are someone's wife??? hmmmm http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=1808173#xx1808173xx[^] who is the horribly unlucky husband 1.0? or perhaps you just need to upgrade to a better outlook....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Captain See Sharp Its major bug is legal thieving.
you are someone's wife??? hmmmm http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=1808173#xx1808173xx[^] who is the horribly unlucky husband 1.0? or perhaps you just need to upgrade to a better outlook....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
you are someone's wife??? hmmmm http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=1808173#xx1808173xx
Are implying this is why he was wanting unsecured wireless Internet? :rolleyes:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
you are someone's wife??? hmmmm http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=1808173#xx1808173xx
Are implying this is why he was wanting unsecured wireless Internet? :rolleyes:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
PaulC1972 wrote:
Are implying this is why he was wanting unsecured wireless Internet?
Naw, because he shares the same bug, he said wives do "legal theiving". But you never know, you could be right!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I'll make sure to install it in VMware.:laugh: -- modified at 16:22 Monday 18th December, 2006
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Captain See SharpI'll make sure to install it in VWware.
I think she would prefer BMWware.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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PaulC1972 wrote:
Are implying this is why he was wanting unsecured wireless Internet?
Naw, because he shares the same bug, he said wives do "legal theiving". But you never know, you could be right!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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PaulC1972 wrote:
Are implying this is why he was wanting unsecured wireless Internet?
Naw, because he shares the same bug, he said wives do "legal theiving". But you never know, you could be right!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
he said wives do "legal theiving". But you never know, you could be right!
I think we both could be right :)
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
"legal theiving"
I thought accessing a neighbors connection was illegal.
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Captain See SharpI thought accessing a neighbors connection was illegal.
There is no law specifically related to it, however most judges have pushed it into wiretap laws, and/or stalking laws in order prosecute. Depending on how you handle it, by tapping into someone's connection you are automatically creating a "read" and write access to their personal communication network, the read being an illegal wiretap. By sitting outside someone's house on a regular basis, your presence qualifies as stalking in about half of the states with stalking laws (some have additional requirements that negate a stalking charge). I was pointing out that YOU claim it is legal, when in fact it is still theft.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Captain See SharpI thought accessing a neighbors connection was illegal.
There is no law specifically related to it, however most judges have pushed it into wiretap laws, and/or stalking laws in order prosecute. Depending on how you handle it, by tapping into someone's connection you are automatically creating a "read" and write access to their personal communication network, the read being an illegal wiretap. By sitting outside someone's house on a regular basis, your presence qualifies as stalking in about half of the states with stalking laws (some have additional requirements that negate a stalking charge). I was pointing out that YOU claim it is legal, when in fact it is still theft.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ************ ********* ********* ************ ********* ********* ************ ********* ********* ************ * REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support
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You were forced to let a couple of girls take most of your hard earned stuff.
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Captain See SharpYou were forced to let a couple of girls take most of your hard earned stuff.
Nope, that was the joke portion... actually they both took nothing from me. The bills were split, and I left -- now in walking away I lost a lot of possession, but possessions are nothing. The advantage of no kids. You're still far more pessimistic than me on marriage, and I have more reason to be than you after two nasty divorces. I guess that makes you unreasonably pessimistic. Marriage is neither good nor bad, wives are neither saints nor theives. Treat them as people, human beings.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
